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End Product Of The Mo Salah Selfie 🤳😍

[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave

Thirty years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

me and the boys celebrating rory winning the masters

Jack out here swinging a damn torpedo bat.

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

the broken clock senator strikes again

This pull of this speech by @booker.senate.gov is simple. Almost no one wants perfection from our politicians - we know we will not always agree with what they do. We want to know that they care - about the government they are tasked with leading and the citizens they're charged with representing.

fav rfk jr thing is when he lands on a defensible position (no smartphones in school) for an insane reason (cursed cancer rays). like advocating for seatbelt laws because they'll keep the aliens from tractorbeaming you into their flying saucers.

An open letter from an American-owned tour company to our Canadian travel buddies 🍁

another one of those things to send to all your normie relatives

Hamburger

NATE JOHNSON FOR THE WIN! Akron is headed to the NCAA Tournament after completing an 18-point comeback against Miami!

GO ZIPS 🦘🦘🦘🦘

HE'S LITERALLY READING A SALES PITCH

Where are all those Tesla owners who were telling me that driving their car isn't a political statement?

NFL Free Agency Day and I haven't had to open Ass App to find out who overpaid for a LT or a bridge QB. Thank you @minakimes.bsky.social for being Sports Reporter Magellan and then going back to recruit for us folks here

Let's go to Mo. Mo!

as far as i’m concerned bsky mostly exists so i can learn things like legendary referee on nickelodeon’s guts, moira quirk, also narrates audiobooks

An underrated part of this video is you can watch the Dow go down in real time in the bottom right

cinnamon bears, underrated candy and underrated type of real bear

This is like saying parents saved money by not feeding their kids as much and skipping doctors’ appointments. People were actually using the services he’s killed off, among them veterans.

Absolutely perfect slices from St. Pizza in NOLA. Thanks for rec, @thepressbox.bsky.social.

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

woah black betty

This is what supporters of charter schools and vouchers don't tell you: because those schools aren't required to admit physically or learning disabled students, or ESL students, their "improved test scores" and whatnot are completely juiced—and it defunds the schools where disabled kids DO go.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

if you knew a guy who went to a giant public bathroom every day and rooted around in the stalls for turds, and proudly came out to show them to everyone, there's no way you'd believe him if he told you he didn't love shit. the same goes for people who stay on Twitter to quote-tweet the right wing

This is, though, another opportunity not to ask "How do we help her message reach the broader public?" but to ask "Why doesn't my member of Congress talk like this?"

OHIO STATE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

For all the Tostitos!!!

Hang the banner, Akron.

Print out fliers of Elon Musk's Nazi salute and place them in the windshield of every Tesla you see parked on the street

If you’re not afraid of getting canceled, you fucking coward, why didn’t you let them print your name?

Welp, time to go home.

NO, BUT SERIOUSLY WHERE IS HE

Cory Snyder

Watching live news coverage of the Pacific Palisades fire and Steve Guttenburg appears out of the smoke to provide a PSA.

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