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jeffroland.bsky.social
Physical media Producer at Shout Factory/Scream Factory. Author of “Maury the Miserable Vampire” and the upcoming “Cindy the Sewergator”.
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Amen to that!

She watched the entire movie with me.

After growing up in New England, having some Canadian family and later in life having a Canadian girlfriend, I finally tried poutine in a Halloween-themed restaurant in the middle of tourist-trap Hollywood. It was good.

The Lady loved her Valentine’s Day gift! If you want to commission some incredible and fun art, look no further than @thejoshabraham.bsky.social Thank you so much, Josh! You made this Alien fan very happy.

Show the film industry that you support original stories by checking out Heart Eyes this weekend. You’ll also be telling them that you support fun (and slashers, and romance, and cameos by Josh Ruben)!

Yeah, I don’t know if Before Midnight would be the most appropriate choice for this occasion.

omg y'all. If you buy a digital product and you cannot download it and store it to your own devices permanently you are RENTING, you do not OWN it.

Harrison Ford easily won Best Super Bowl Commercial.

The putting actors heads on different bodies industry was working overtime on these Super Bowl commercials.

HEART EYES is friggin’ hilarious and gloriously gross in the best slasher way. @joshruben.bsky.social has made an instant classic. See it for the first time in a theater because during your yearly re-watch of this, you’re going to wish you had. Bravo, Josh!!!

M 😍 N D A Y Get your Qs ready, I’m going long

Holy smokes… Has anyone tried to find their digital music on the Amazon app? It’s a fucking AI nightmare to the point where everything seems gone! Physical Forever!

Trixie sits in the bedroom window every day around sundown to say hello to the squirrel who camps out on my neighbor’s balcony. They simply sit there and look at one another.

Please let Scream VII be the one with time travel.

There is so much cat going on here.

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IT’S RAINING!!!!!

My hot, Hollywood Friday night has been cleaning the cat snot off of my TV.

Queen of the air filter!

What an honor! Thanks, High-Def Watch! A lot of love and care was put into this film and it’s so heartening that you noticed.

Anyone in the Hollywood/Los Feliz area… there’s a plume of smoke coming from Griffith park.

The Brutalist used AI to enhance accents in its performances and for its ending and meanwhile George Miller is flipping a fucking car off of a tractor trailer. 🤷‍♂️

This was my first Lynch in a theater. A friend (who had his license) and I had to drive from Waterbury to New Haven to see it in a dark, dingy theater. This film is a masterpiece on so many levels and I couldn’t understand why anyone ever thought differently.

Over and out, good buddy 😢

Air purifier finally arrived to combat the smoke. As you can see, the cats are pretty satisfied with it.

Imagine buying a house and closing on it two weeks ago- never even moving in and watching your dream home go up in flames. Tragic and devastating. Let’s help Josh and Lauren with whatever kindness you can give. www.gofundme.com/f/show-love-...

SFX artist Gabe Bartalos is among those who lost their homes to the fire. If you love Basket Case, Leprechaun, Destroy All Neighbors, and countless other horror movies he's created memorable creatures for, consider pitching in if you can 🙏: gofund.me/cd215bf5

Got another alert at 4am saying that my area needed to evacuate. No follow up if this was false so there I was running around to see where the fire was. Nothing. Officials confirmed this morning that the system “isn’t run by a human”. Chalk this up as another case of why AI is horrible.

Raising a Labatts to the Canadian planes dropping water over Los Angeles. Thank you!

We need to throw a massive parade for the fire fighters who tamed the Runyon Canyon fire. They beat that raging beast in about an hour. Total heroes.

Fuck

Trixie is ready… just in case.

Waking up to this being the sky is frightening.