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jeffunktified.bsky.social
Seriously, I’m not serious but I am a critical thinking person and hope we have a light hearted yet humorless conversation about superficial issues that matter most, and I stand on that
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Metaphorically of course ***
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Time to eat the billionaires
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This is the Confederacy flying the flag of America
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NATO is obligated to invoke article 5 on ICE since it is attacking a member country
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And Elon is trying to save face to get investors to return
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Elons call for the Epstein files came after he realized the billions lost since he saluted Hitler. He’ll throw the president under the bus to get that money back.
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Musk trying to save face and get back of the good side of liberals so he can get that 100 billion dollars back
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They gonna keep thinking they’re the good guys until they’re reminded in real time that they’re not
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They deported everyone BUT THE TERRORISTS!!!
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This is how you muddy up the water so bad everyone stops drinking from it. Musk, the Hitler saluting Nazi, is correct…
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That’s the exact same thing what Bush 1 did when he replaced Justice Marshall
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Up from Northern California all the way up to Alaska
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Wait till he hears there’s volcano season in the Pacific Northwest
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Thank goodness it’s only prostate. Pancreatic cancer is the leading cause of death among obotic clones
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Oh Jesus!!!
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Before deet, we had to use leaded gasoline
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**PRO TIP** If you leave the shop rag on the oil dip stick, you will always have a rag on your dip stick to use when you check the oil
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They’re doing exactly what they said Tren De Agua were doing last year in Aurora
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Because he wanted the mission to succeed and not be compromised by operational security issues
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I’m broke too… Elon Musk got all the $$$ tho
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If I still had a twitter account I’d paste this under @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com
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People have overdosed on Ozempic trying
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That whole saga was a cautionary tale about how the world would be if Trump became president
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I’m sure if they were unalived in the head like they claimed, we’d be watching it on YouTube like we did the Zapruder film
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Two people lost their lives so Trump could overcome Harris in the polls
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I find it hard to believe that given this man’s reluctance to take statins and his eating habits, that he’s blaming Harris for that
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America passed up the last gas station for 400 miles in a car with a 1/4 tank of gas…. We’re not gonna make it are we???
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We’re gonna have kick ass health benefits
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I bet they’ve been 🤣-ing their 🍑 off at the Kremlin since this was posted
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Thanks for the follow!! 👋
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I know what to say to the magats during the next pandemic in a few years… “Imagine you’re an ICE agent deporting Tren De Agua members and put that mask on!!…”
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This reminds me of the two friends play fighting at recess for attention I witnessed several times in the 3rd grade. This time it’s two 70 year old boys with nukes
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This is the day 47 got lame ducked
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Even Trump got due process, but he’s those people who locks the door behind themselves instead of holding it open for the people following him