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Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴‍☠️ il/lui No DMs!… ('cause I can't access them 🤷‍♂️) https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni
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I had a joke about Medusa's gaze but it was received in stone cold silence.

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I had a joke about a rare disease but you probably won't get it.

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I miss toys in cereal boxes. Now it’s just fiber and disappointment

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With Mump and Trusk it's hard to decide which one is the court jester to the other.

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"JF! My brother from another mother!" ~ my irritating half-brother Eric

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Me [jumping in the DeLorean]: Punch it! To 1985!! Collector of the shittiest cars ever made: Get out of my prized possession!

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Me: This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife Officer: you are under arrest for trespassing

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They're called hummingbirds because they don't know the words to any of the bird songs.

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Of course this dry moss ISN'T a tarantula, but when the wind made it move I still jumped out of my skin 😱

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Crash the world economy to own the Libs

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Me: Can I pay with my phone? Clerk: Sure. Me [slamming an 80s rotary dial telephone on the counter]: Great! Thanks, have fun. Bye!

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Me: There's something wrong with my new flip-flops. I think they're perverted Wife: What do you mean? Me: [walks around] Flip-flops: *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* Wife: You CANNOT wear these in public

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If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty down about my small business. I’m working so hard but it’s been very quiet. It’s bloody difficult at the moment. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

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Me: Can I pay with my phone? Clerk: Sure. Me [slamming an 80s rotary dial telephone on the counter]: Great! Thanks, have fun. Bye!

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On this day in 1981, we released the 4-track 12" EP Shine So Hard — a live recording from our filmed concert at Buxton Pavilion earlier that year.

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I'm hopeless at Venn diagrams. I really don't get them.😕

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Obi-Wan: Ani Anakin: Ani is a girl name! What can't you call me something cool, like 'Kin'?! Obi-Wan: Use the Force Ki— Anakin: "ANI" IS FINE

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But thats what you do Scrub yourself down Get out and face the day

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Everyone loves sausage dogs, but are you familiar with the other sausage animals? Here's a handy guide. If you like this cartoon, I can draw one for you. www.worldofmoose.com/products/sau...

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Me: I know life's important lessons. I never put all my eggs in the same basket. I'm known as 12 Baskets Jeff down at the grocery store. Clerk: We call you "the basket moron" Me: That's right, [a single tear rolls down my cheek] 12 baskets Jeff...

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- "I love Beyoncé... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."

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