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And let me say before any Republican law maker is asked about what just happened in the White house...fuck you You're responsible for this.

submitted 12 hours ago • 247 comments

Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.

submitted 12 hours ago • 507 comments

Foolius Geezer gonna gaslight all 8 billion of us into ww3

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I wrote about the rise (revenge!) of women surrealists for @theguardian.com. There’s such a flurry of interest in their wacky, weird, magical art at the moment, and you can see why. And they’re all so different! www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe the real horrors were the ones that persisted along the way

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Come see my new Vonnegut improv show 'Breakfast of Shampoo Nuns' #claimednames

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As a level 1 autistic person I can mask (hide) nearly every aspect of my autism EXCEPT for my sensory sensitivities. Not only can I not mask those, but they have caused extreme problems in my life. I would even say that they are the most disabling part of my autism.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Yep

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twilight zone episode where you wake up and what you thought was your family is just bunch of slides in a PowerPoint deck

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

submitted 4 days ago • 2162 comments

Pretty sure that moomins and capybaras are the same thing 🦛

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 6 days ago • 305 comments

Over the course of my career, @joyannreid.bsky.social has been one of the few to give me and so many other Black voices consistent airtime. In a time in which Black women’s voices are needed now more than ever— This cancellation hurts, but the bounce back will be impeccable. We got you, Joy.

submitted 5 days ago • 459 comments

The prophecy will be fulfilled

submitted 17 days ago • 41 comments

Dear Manager, 1. Slipped out the back ✔️ 2. Made a new plan ✔️ 3. Didn't need to be coy (or discuss much) ✔️ 4. Hopped on the bus ✔️ 5. Dropped off the key ✔️

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Hi! I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson & this is Jackass

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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

submitted 7 days ago • 589 comments

I'm is it the gummy or am I wearing my cheap readers again years old

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Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.

submitted 7 days ago • 565 comments

Here’s my pep talk after studying authoritarianism: 1). They never truly expect a long-term resistance movement bc they think people are a collection of trauma triggers who are easily controlled thru terror 2). If they can’t terrorize you 24/7 in your mind, they have already lost the war

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Me watching the news this month

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

They screwed this all up.

submitted 10 days ago • 43 comments

And arrogant. Ive never encountered a class of people so convinced that they and they alone have the answers to everything, no matter what the subject in question is--from higher education to medicine to art and literature. They might have no training or skill in it, but are convinced they know best

submitted 10 days ago • 36 comments

this is just to say i have forgotten to generate the share holder value which you were probably expecting of me forgive me i was caught up in dread so existential and so deep

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

self-sabotages *adds 'member of the resistance' to resume

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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 11 days ago • 782 comments

I very, very, VERY much wish I could go see this. 🦢

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😇 ☁️

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eats whole wheel of laughing cow cheese in one go who's laughing now bitch

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School play gets canceled for "inappropriate content". In response students write [REDACTED], their own anti-censorship play skewering the school district, sells out performances, and ultimately takes gold at the Lenaea High School Theatre Festival. www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...

submitted 12 days ago • 93 comments

What's your sign?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Feels like we all need to add as much pro-social, Mr Rogers like activity as possible just as a homeostatic response to all the ambient evil floating around right now. Anyway I just signed up to read with little kids on Wednesday mornings before work.

submitted 14 days ago • 137 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 14 days ago • 1910 comments

Me at social event: sorry, got to go home and ruminate

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Nah. I'm not taking health advice from a guy whose hobby is playing with roadkill

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

everyone right now

submitted 15 days ago • 51 comments

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

submitted 15 days ago • 385 comments

well it has certainly been an amusing prank to let the worst people alive take over the american government for a few weeks, but I think it's probably gone on long enough

submitted 16 days ago • 104 comments

Seems like a good time to turn some Kurt Vonnegut novels into operas

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🏆

submitted 16 days ago • 744 comments

Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji

submitted 16 days ago • 150 comments

In case y’all haven’t figured it out yet, we have to make ourselves laugh.

submitted 16 days ago • 16 comments

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

A lot of pasta dishes could be greatly improved by making them pretzel dishes instead #opinion

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So my Halloween costume idea is a mashup of the shame nun from GOT and a pink guard. I shall be............ Squid Shame 🔔⭕

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