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jellep.bsky.social
21 | he/him | 🇺🇸 USA-TX I;m thinking about thos Beans 🫘
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Why can’t I have it all. I haven’t done shit but I deserve it anyway

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

How the fuck are we in mid April already, these next 3 weeks are gonna kick my ass 🫩

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

i wish i could just enjoy my weekend without feeling the unending guilt of procrastination, especially when the stakes are failing to graduate and wasting thousands of dollars and months of my life 🙃

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

my eyes the rest of the day: Perfectly fine! 🤗 my eyes when i'm driving my civic on the highway at 79mph in the left lane trying to pass a double-trailer semi going the same speed for some fucking reason while also being tailgated by a black lifted silverado: Let's itch, okay? 🥺👉👈

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Me after having an energy drink for breakfast and eating nothing but junk food the day before: “why my stummy hurt 😣”

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been slacking on applying to jobs recently but all these news headlines are getting me back into it, I need to leave this fuckass state fr

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Roads and highways need more random intentional hazards. People are way too comfortable driving fast and swerving on these wide ass roads and potholes are not enough. We need to add spikes, lava pits, maybe the occasional chain chomp. Maybe add some speed boosts for those that pass the skill checks

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been making so many mistakes at work today, my brain is cooked… I just want go home and sleep but I’ve got too many assignments I need to work on AAAAAAAAAAA

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I hate when windows is like “another program is using this file” but doesn’t tell you which one it is. like ok, you’re really just gonna let it keep my file hostage AND stay anonymous? just tell me so I can end that biatch

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I’m stupid but if I wasn’t I would be smart and I think that says a lot

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

No amount of caffeine can suppress my eepy nature…

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

my brain's squishier than usual today

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

“cry about it” ok. i will 🥺

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Public bathrooms suck ass, why are they so quiet? I can hear every drop of piss and shit, every grunt in 4k Dolby Atmos quality cmon this shit needs a soundtrack, literally

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

If I was president I would sign an executive order stating that there only 26 letters in the alphabet, no more, no less! Þ? ñ? get that woke nonsense outta here

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Fortnite neko miku! 🌸💖

submitted 100 days ago • 14 comments

300 characters is not enough I need to YAP

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Did winter get cancelled this year or something, wtf is this

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

i like this bee outfit in infinity nikki

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Spotify what does this even mean

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

I hate when people park like idiots cause when I have to park next to them and they leave the lot now I look like the idiot and I’m not, I’m really not (I am)

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

if ChatGPT suffers from a major data breach its so over for me

submitted 156 days ago • 1 comment

in the mood for some bsky rn

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Trump should have nominated me as secretary of defense, I have a positive k/d in black ops

submitted 168 days ago • 1 comment