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I'm just glad my most Gen X moment was captured on film.

submitted 12 hours ago • 20 comments

The only good part about someone acting like they're in charge of everything is that they can be blamed for anything.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

If you needed Nazi salutes to realize we are dealing with white nationalists, you are what we call a "visual person."

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

If you needed Nazi salutes to realize we are dealing with white nationalists, you are what we call a "visual person."

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

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submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

I've caught that horrible illness that's going around - awareness.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

The thing I'll miss most about Mitch McConnell is him falling down a lot.

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

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submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Well I guess I have to get my car smog checked, I was holding out for Trump to ban them but I've run out of time.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I've caught that horrible illness that's going around - awareness.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Once all the figurative guardrails are gone, Trump will start stripping the literal guardrails from freeways and bridges in blue states

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Trump: Long live the king! Actuary: I don't see it.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Take your impotent rage and make impotent rage-ade!

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

I think we need to start hiring newsies again. They don't even have to sell newspapers, they can just go out and shout real headlines in people's faces.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

I'm sad to announce the closing of my store "Just Meringues." I'd like to think we were just victims of timing.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Too harsh to call the 3 1/2 hour SNL special a Bataan Sketch March?

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Was at the park and I saw these people lobbing racially insensitive insults at each other over a net. I was shocked until I found out they were just playing Rickleball.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

The SNL special audience is like a botoxed Sgt. Pepper album cover.

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

Was at the park and I saw these people lobbing racially insensitive insults at each other over a net. I was shocked until I found out they were just playing Rickleball.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

I hope he gets a sad ending.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

I'm sad to announce the closing of my store "Just Meringues." I'd like to think we were just victims of timing.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

The only reason I haven't called my Senator yet is that I feel like a dick telling Adam Schiff to stand up to Trump.

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

Got invited to a brunch but it's B.Y.O.E.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I haven't sen this kind of move from the White House since the William Denali administration.

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

This is just their way of getting us to say "Thank God for the power of big pharma and the massive amount they spend on politicians."

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

My wife and I both have a strong aversion to being told what to do so we lovingly blow off Valentine's Day.

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

I haven't sen this kind of move from the White House since the William Denali administration.

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Three weeks of proudly and pro-actively hurting people has given Trump his best approval ratings ever.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

The Duolingo Owl died having never mastered another language.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Tik Tok is back on the app stores. Just in time for Tulsi Gabbard to download it to her new work phone.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

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submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

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submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments