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…and put it in a pretty font 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her 💖🤍🧡 an aging book whose pages have been softened by time and love
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I’m a mess. This whole week I’ve been a mess. All I know is if my levels haven’t skyrocketed at my next appt, I will be both surprised and discouraged.

I just finished Chapter 36 of my daughter and her best friend’s book. I am invested, y’all. I’m about to text them to write more!

Fortune Feimster at Levity Live!!

Holy SHIT, Severence. HOLY SHIT! …that is all.

What’s more embarrassing: mispronouncing something, or mispelling something?

I remember the first song I ever wrote. It was called “Velvet.” I still have a cassette with a recording of it (circa 1996?). It had two chord progressions, one for the verse, another for the chorus, and a melody. That moment I felt “omg I wrote a real song” began my lifelong love with songwriting.

Sigh, just had to tell my electrologist I have to put a hold on it for a while. That shit adds up FAST… and I feel guilty, cause I know she really needs the money, too…

Being a trans lesbian is hard, y’all. Like, everything “too masc” about me gives “clocky doll,” and everything “too femme” about me gives “straight girl”

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

If you see this, post a doc

Queer music is such an interesting concept to me, because it encompasses music made by queer people, music not made by us but espousing queer culture and politics, and then there's music the queer community is known for loving. So when people talk about queer music, I never know what they mean. 🤔

Oh lord I done goofed. I agreed to a contractor before doing my due diligence. And after checking his reviews (holy shit they are bad), he’s refusing to cancel. Within an HOUR of paying. So in initiating a chargeback. Bro wants 30% as a restocking fee.

Is it thrifting, or is it adopting senior clothes and loving them through their final stage of life? 💖

I wonder how much it costs to get a whole new privacy fence installed? The last time the wind blew down a section of it, they charged us $600 to put in 3 posts, even reusing the existing section. Now another is leaning. I have a rope tied to it for the time being, but this fence is on its last legs…

I’ve tried melatonin a few times, but it’s never seemed to affect me. Last night, it finally worked after taking 4 (20mg). I had started to think either my body didn’t respond to it, or it was a placebo for others. But the weirdest part is I’m sleepy now, at 3:20pm, when I’m usually not. Hmmm…

The feminine urge to change my LinkedIn profile pic to one of me in a dark conference room in a power suit pointing at a declining graph with a stern look on my face

I just recorded a video response to my friend, and I recorded 18 minutes before trimming it down to 4. I think I need to be more succinct. Y’all should be grateful this is a text medium and edit a LOT more I hit Post.

Lately, I’ve been trying to reframe every lyrical snippet I’ve ever written and not used, and every song I’ve started recording and abandoned. They can be both unworthy of finishing, yet still have worth. I take with me the lessons they taught; they served a purpose on my journey as an artist.

My wife and I both have Apple Cards, and we love them, but it’s infuriating that we can’t simply *share* read-only account/transaction information with each other. Adding someone as a Co-owner will combine our cards into one. Adding as a Participant requires you to close your existing card. Wtf, 🍎?

Hey. Keep going. You got this. 🩵

Just used my new (baby’s first) reciprocating saw to cut down our loropetalum and I’ve never felt more masc 😅 Who needs a lil help? I get the job done!

Just got gendered correctly twice in person at McDonald’s with zero makeup. 🥰

My 12-yo daughter thinks her generation invented punctuating text messages with lol at the end lol

“How lucky are we to have so much to lose?” Oh, Lucy Dacus 😮‍💨

I got a new toy/activity. Anyone have guesses as to what it might be? 👀

“Time can’t heal wounds that you won’t stop picking at”