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submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Every day, I have to fight the intrusive thoughts of running for Congress to unseat Tom Emmer. I don't think MN-06 is ready for this take-no-prisoners, give-no-fucks leftist, but a girl can dream.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I need this kind of energy from every elected official with a (D) next to their name. This kind of energy should be standard, not just when they're on their way out and have no fucks left to give.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Kwame Ture put it far better than I ever could.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

A lot of people are about to find out what happens when bread is too expensive and the circuses are all paywalled.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

You are MEMBERS OF CONGRESS. If they threaten you with arrest for trying to access a site you are lawfully entitled to access, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING ARREST YOU. YOU MAKE THEM SLAP THE CUFFS ON A CONGRESSMAN LIVE ON TV, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING DO IT.

submitted 20 days ago • 202 comments

It's my professional opinion that Elon Musk should be launched directly into the Sun. (In case my NSA handler hasn't been fired yet, settle down. I don't have a viable way to launch Elon Musk into the Sun. Directly or indirectly.)

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I've been seeing a lot of posts complaining about """Leftists""" being harsher on Democrats than Republicans, and it's driven me nuts. This post gets to exactly why we're yelling at Dems so much even though Republicans are the ones in greater power.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Seen on my news and academic feeds today: "This is highly illegal!" "Where are the courts?" "Someone needs to arrest him/them!" "The military needs to oust them!" "WHERE ARE THE DEMS?" This is the denial stage of grief. None of the above institutions are coming to save us. We are all we've got.

submitted 21 days ago • 33 comments

How fucking stupid and petty do you have to be to take issue with someone's pronouns in their email signature? - Jen Bloom (she/they/suck it, Nazis)

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

what rightly frustrates people, myself included, are these descriptive posts. we already know what’s going on. what are you going to do about it. call for hearings. call for impeachment. withhold your vote. promise complete obstruction. anything!

submitted 25 days ago • 40 comments

I wish I was more surprised about the sheer number of people who are celebrating the face-eating leopards, but who don't understand that their face just hasn't been eaten yet.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

submitted 26 days ago • 231 comments

...can a brain be too smooth? Asking for 77,301,997 people.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing to see here. Just your friendly local oligarch making an appearance at a rally for the closest thing to a Nazi party that Germany will legally allow. Totally normal.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

People are registering displeasure with Cybertruck owners.

submitted 29 days ago • 86 comments

If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Am I still riding the high I got at Twin Cities Con from Broadway legend Alex Brightman enthusiastically agreeing to play the lead in my adaptation of A Dirty Job if I can manage to get my series script produced? Yes. Yes I am. #adirtyjob #alexbrightman #twincitiescon

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Far right accounts will be hunting for people on social to post about and being attention to so they get their documents revoked. Far right accounts like libs of tiktok are essentially private stasi on the payroll of the oligarchs.

submitted 33 days ago • 26 comments

Didn't the MAGA crowd say that J6 was a false flag carried out by a bunch of leftists and antifa? So they should be livid that Trump just ordered the release of all of the leftist and antifa folks locked up for J6, right? ...right?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The inauguration was a carefully constructed fascist pageant meant to seize control of power and reality, foster an authoritarian environment on behalf of the oligarchs, and pummel us into early submission. It’s time to prepare for the fight. jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/a-repulsiv...

submitted 33 days ago • 29 comments

okay you have "resist" in your bio and you're online calling him "Drumpf" but like, do your friends and neighbors trust you? do you actually have their back? do people who need help know they can come to you or do you think posting is enough?

submitted 46 days ago • 62 comments

Actually based. Good job.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Trump inaugural committee: Spending time outdoors in 25°F weather is just madness. We're moving everything indoors. Every Minnesotan: Hold my can of pop.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Step 1. Buy climbing blocks for human baby. Step 2. Dog babies claim blocks. Step 3. ??? Step 4. We are all Queen Freya's subjects now. Long live Queen Freya.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

This. Stop this shit. tRump, Dumpf, Elonia, Rethuglicans, all of it. At best, it turns a serious discussion into a joke. At worst, you're hurting trans folks who see you laughing about misgendering someone. Calling them stupid names did fuck all to keep us from getting here. Find a new tactic.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

The occupation of Fort Butthole, 2024.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like I need to invest in the tiny, baby-sized coffin industry before RFK Jr is confirmed.

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

hm the horrors are persisting at a rapidly increasing rate

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments