jenboyer.bsky.social
NC based, I try to get outside, I knit, I read a wide range of things, I like dogs, I would probably rather be sleeping
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It's like the Onion's Point-Counterpoint where the counterpoint is endless war and kidnappings and recession
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I may be struggling with a more fundamental problem of why people do this in the first place. But, like, you made it! You're a success! You're rich! Did you make a plan to enjoy that or are you just going to die on the floor of the Senate with your grandkids only knowing their other grandparents?
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I legit don't understand it. Like you have probably a dozen grandkids and millions of dollars, go see them!! What is life for?!
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Clean, professional, employees have name tags that say Mr. or Ms., nobody ever robs them, it's awful
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Garcia Marquez:
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What, no "thank you for your attention to this matter"?
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...are they all awake?
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"make sure the bags under her eyes are inescapably massive, thanks bro"
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The only comfort whatsoever I take in this appalling anecdote is that maybe Madeline Kahn enjoyed her anonymity for a bit
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And the reputation of our then-governor never recovered!
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Uh her lips always look like that
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Louis CK is touring again for Pete's sake
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"going at it hot and heavy"
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There ya go, good memory
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The only thing I remember him being not super on board with tastewise was like fermented whale blubber or something, which doesn't seem like a deal breaker
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People, this should not have taken 12 minutes to get the first like, do better
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He's teamed up with a guy who's been offering a health care plan two weeks from now for like a decade
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If no fly, why wings?
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I'm glad to see this but honestly don't understand why he didn't order them brought back in the first place. Wasn't this the one with the conversation about how maybe there was a HoJo in South Sudan they could all conduct these interviews at, maybe over pancakes?
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I enjoyed MYST which I had on a CD-ROM, oh wait I went back too far didn't I
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Dentists and hygienists are the good cop-bad cop of the medical field
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I'm kind of picturing the bowling alleys eventually getting their own AI to handle scheduling and booking and the actual employees just showing up to work to chaos like in S1 of the Bear when the restaurant system allowed online orders to be placed before they opened
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To be fair, he also looks like he could just be a guy who could get you a good price on one of those bikes with the enormous front wheel and teeny tiny back wheel
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This SCOTUS desperately wants to make work for itself for some reason
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Ok I love this story.... It is the himbo-est of himbo stories.
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We have the attention span of a goldfish, he *was not on the ticket* and by 2028 the country will probably resemble Mad Max: Fury Road, it is clearly just a way to try to extend book sales
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Well, he got his death I guess
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The private schools here re-opened way before the public ones did, with smaller class sizes. If you had the means, you absolutely sent your kids to in-person kindergarten with a class size of ten.
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Following
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Sometimes the books are just aggressively mediocre...?
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Babel and Hello Beautiful
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"Taylor Swift is no longer hot, thank you for your attention to this matter"
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The right facial expression + head nod + emphasis in a couple of words and you've got a compliment that you can ride like a high for week!
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They sell them at stores, big beautiful stores, the stores are full of food, and they call them I think "groceries stores"
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It sounds to me like using Medicaid data unless you opt out, which needless to say is not the same thing as voluntarily opting in.
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The "twists and turns" in question
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She looks 36 so I'm going to say 26
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Many people have jobs that don't provide health insurance ya dipshite Mike
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Would you go so far as to say that Hawley is....running away from the GOP?