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Taylor Swift must mend the breach with Kanye or resign

Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.

There has been a lot of chatter today about Zelenskyy's meeting with Trump, some regarding this moment when White House correspondent Brian Glenn asked if the Ukrainian president plans to wear a suit. I want to address idea in this thread. 🧵

If I wrote this, you all would say I was taking the bit too far, wouldn't you?

America is fighting fascism by showing the rest of the world how fucking stupid fascism looks

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

Sooooo, is the plan for Blue states to become Canada's 11th province? Or will each be absorbed into whichever one is directly north of them?

I love getting lectured by people dumber than me that’s why I live in the United States.

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

padded brain cells

we are all made of stardust and microplastics ✨

Really tired of the “people are not prepared for how bad things are going to get” posts on here, because a) given the user base, you’re preaching to the choir, and b) prepare how, exactly?

With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

I love this idea from philosopher Marshall McLuhan, found in a New Yorker profile of Lorne Michaels: “whenever a new mass medium emerges, it frees up the medium that preceded it, allowing it to innovate.” (The commercial novel could be awfully free by now, if it wasn’t always trying to be a movie.)

A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack.

Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years. IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

Los Angeles #gratitude #losangeles

This is really random but I liked the static over the screen of a tv you just turned off. If you didn't quite touch the glass you could feel the energy. It was soft.

Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.

“Who’s mightier *now*?!” - Jean-Marie Le Sword

I hope that the meteor really destroys everything. I don’t want future archaeologists to know we were saying stuff like this

ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN? Not so fast, says Revelation 22, which specifically bars dogs from entering the celestial city. Sorry Fido.

pavlov's dog is in schrödinger's box. maybe it's drooling, maybe it's not

i have seen the theory that Trump is so obsessed with Greenland because he doesn't understand the Mercator projection and i cannot stop laughing. one hundred percent that's what's going on

Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were

(looks at calendar) Damn it, I forgot to have an Epiphany

CARTOONS OF THE DAY 🫤 (Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )

*first day of working at the mayo clinic* me: welcome to the Mayo Clinic we are going to check your mustard and ketchup levels now nurse ranch: the patient is bleeding me: quick grab the aioli

I’m sorry you don’t like your porn bots. Mine make me lunch and leave little sticky notes on my car window to encourage me

incredible -- the NYT ran fluff "what i hope to see in 2025" blurbs from CEOs and economists, and then this guy www.nytimes.com/2025/01/02/o...

they’re on the hunt, they’re after you

Happy new year, everyone. It has been a wild, wonderful ride these last two years. I appreciate all of the kind interactions, follows, and interest in menswear. Genuinely has added fuel to my spirit. Wishing you health and happiness in the new year. A bit of money wouldn't hurt, either. 🥂

Rosalyn & Jimmy Carter spent 38 years of retirement building 4,390 homes for the poor.

It's not new years steve6

People who don’t freeze the top row on their spreadsheets… who hurt you?

I think my favorite thing about Australia is that each bird here has its own unique beautiful bird song that sounds like a human or many humans crying out in the most terrifying and distressing way you have ever heard

Luddites were right

See the only thing i dont get is that he was from spain, yet he clearly had a scottish accent, and then the HIGHLANDER who was supposed to actually BE scottish, sounds like an american? Idk it was hard to follow

I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.

Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

Ahahahahahahahahaha