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jenni; member of the mahjong-cule your wife's wife she/her 🩷🤍🩵 | 🧡🤍🩷
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LOL! got banned off Instagram for telling transphobes to kill themselves

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

“TERRIBLE call, Shoresy 😭” “Not as terrible as the time I unicorned for your parents and they started fighting in the middle of it. Just quietly put my bra and panties on and slinked back oat of there. Yeah so, they’re getting a divorce, I’m sorry you had to find oat this way”

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

call her dick abandonware the way most people have forgotten it but nerds long for it

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

putting in long and hard hours at the Liberty University Gay Sex Command Center 😮‍💨

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

if you are a landscape i can take a really pretty picture of you!

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

do it, you won't!

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

call me 2008 the way I crash and burn into a major depression

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

putting in long and hard hours at the Liberty University Gay Sex Command Center 😮‍💨

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

let me take your picture 😙

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

boss makes benjamins, i make washingtons, takes why i hate corporate oppulance

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

If someone in my polycule says "I know a guy*" be prepared for me to show up with different outfits depending on the situation: getting raccoons out of your attic or planting a wildflower garden or building cabinets or replumbing your bathroom or making crepes. *guy in a genderqueer sense

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

You know, I'm something of an ex male myself

submitted 85 days ago • 19 comments

acid is amazing

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

hanging out with cousin cidney. see y'all later

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

i am having so much pre-marital with your wife

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

ohhhh that class solidarity chest! i thought you were talking about my boobs.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

i am having so much pre-marital with your wife

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

congratulations!

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

breaking bad? more like my chemical bromance

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

ummmm doc... acid is a morning drug. shouldn't i take a tab in morning instead of the evening?

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

"quitting" "again"

submitted 92 days ago • 11 comments

men will literally be hot, successful, and funny, then have the most reactionary political takes imaginable and wonder why no one will let them hit 🙄

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

oh no he's Italian!!!!!

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

oh no he's hot!!!!!!

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

congratulations!

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

my girlfriend unlocked a new meaning to my favorite La Dispute song... if that ain't love i don't know what is

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

remember, United Healthcare doesn't cover stitches, so don't be snitching 🤫

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

supreme court arguments are so stupid. it's just the most obnoxious law nerds jerking themselves off and going 'round and 'round in circles going "um, actually! 🤓" like shut the fuck up before i shove you in a locker!

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

left or right, cis or trans, we're all united in loving the death healthcare CEOs

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

gods favorite passenger princess

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

went outside the cluster. got scared

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

new Jenn dropped

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

dictatorship of the trannies

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

sorry but we're unable to accept your payment of $10,000. you haven't met your deductible yet. also premeditation sounds like a preexisting condition... idk if your reward covers that. sorry 🤷‍♀️

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Sotomayor scoffs at suggestion that democratic process will protect trans people: "When you’re 1% of the population or less, it's very hard to see how the democratic process will protect you." Adds: There are many more Black people/women, & the dem process "didn't protect them for whole centuries"

submitted 98 days ago • 76 comments

supreme court arguments are so stupid. it's just the most obnoxious law nerds jerking themselves off and going 'round and 'round in circles going "um, actually! 🤓" like shut the fuck up before i shove you in a locker!

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

get fucked! pillage and enrich yourself on what should be a human right and eventually your bad karma will catch up with you.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

lesbians will see the most beautiful woman theyve ever seen at 5:39pm on a Tuesday walking home from work imagine an entire life together and then never see her again

submitted 99 days ago • 17 comments

Provincetown is one of the gayest places with nearly 60% of couples being gay or lesbian. In the summer, it becomes gaycation central. There's lesbian weekends, bear week, etc. Massachusetts has it all: urban gays, rural gays, and gaycation destinations!

submitted 99 days ago • 6 comments