jenniferdown.bsky.social
author BODIES OF LIGHT + PULSE POINTS + OUR MAGIC HOUR. also edit, translate, hike, cook, copywrite, &c. she/her. jenniferdown.com
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unfortunately i had no choice but to overhear every braindead word because they spoke at such a tremendous fucking volume
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“You know who Anthony Fauci is? He’s the guy who created covid. And he is one of the most corrupt people in the world”
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tomorrow afternoon thru sunday 1pm im going into lockdown so i can clean my flat, go to the gym, take a bath, eat an edible, and communicate only with martha, telepathically
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getting told “nice!” by a ballet/barre/reformer instructor makes me feel like I just did a line of coke….it’s better than winning the miles franklin….
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unfortunately this + external rotation + hip abduction is my personality now i fear. so sorry unavoidable
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the classical ballet praise kink is in the room with us right now and when the teacher asked if i used to dance she started frothing at the mouth
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im such a pilates/reformer newcomer that i only properly learned how to do short spine like two weeks ago like im a full idiot. but today we did a much abridged version of classical pilates for the first time and it scratched some kind of sick itch in me
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oh I’ll have to look for that nifty tool! thank you so much for this intel!
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a dachshund (ongoing problem i fear stemming from a particularly vocal and toothy lil guy who lives nearby)
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automatic doors at the pet store where the staff know her by name and give her treats. also the aisle with chew toys for some reason
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that’s what my dad said, too!
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ok thank you j mills!! this is encouraging!
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this was an accidental motor skills pun. i hate puns!! killing my self
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arguments for: i can make passable-to-decent croissants and in general have decent motor skills
arguments against: i forget how to do things that i don’t care about and don’t have any interest in, eg long division. i don’t have a tremendous amount of upper body strength altho im out here trying
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also the way she asks about each member of my entire family individually, none of whom she’s ever met obviously, before moving on to my SSRI script. and makes it seem like smalltalk but we both know she’s Assessing. incredible areas
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“iron levels are bad…but they’re ok for you. good job” dr [name redacted] i love you with my whole heart
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marley also has girlboss vibes in the same way as, say, taylor swift or hillary clinton so i think it’s good and healthy for martha to have some fear
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2024 the year i learned that if you have a complete mental breakdown crying so hard u dry-heave on the phone to carer gateway you can eventually have a beautiful angel come to clean your dad’s house for a very affordable rate and it doesn’t fix everything but it sure helps babe!
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[name redacted] cleaning dad’s house every two weeks for the last six months has probably done more for my mental wellness than a decade of SSRIs. i tried to be cool but i was like my shayyyyla