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jenny2x.bsky.social
dallas, tx | anti-socialite | verified hater obvious gemini | ur least fave bartender product of America's failed society ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)
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God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. We need to fix this before mom comes home.

helloooooooo baaaaby this is the big bopper speaking i'm a ghost!!!!! ghosts are real!!!! aaaah!!!! heaven and hell are fake but ghosts are real my consciousness remains i cannot interact with anything the world exists only as flickering shadows

dallas sports teams hate their fans lmao

what if i move to seattle

whenever i try to plan out a daily schedule / routine with my work schedule i get really envious of yall with day jobs bc working 3pm to midnightish is sort of trash

giving the mcdonald’s shake machine protocol to important medical equipment shouldn’t go horribly wrong at all.

the sequel to the president and all his ghouls do shocking, vile things and face zero consequences

everything is bad

my maga coworkers told me liberals are saying trump is going to turn the country communist so i’m here on the liberal echo chamber app to ask: are yall really?

i spent the last hour crying over how wholesome all the videos are on red note from chinese people being excited to learn about american culture and visa versa and now i’m anxious about americans fucking up this internet diplomacy

if i could freaky friday switch places with anyone it would be him tbh

if you think zero sugar soda is gross find a cherry variation of ur soda of choice and it will convert u

hating should be both fun and easy. if hating takes up a lot of your time and makes you madder, you are simply not built to be a natural hater. its ok

Best review for a show I’ve ever had. See me live: adamconover.net/tourdates

the word “cum” makes me cringe but it was ok when @adamconover.net said it 100 times tonight ♡

today on instagram i got a targeted ad for an anti-woke health insurance company where the “bad” insurance company was approving claims for abortion, gender affirming care, & illegal immigrants and then took all the “regular” person’s money and like WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY ON ABOUT ANYMORE

i hope one day i stop feeling physically ill when a man says something flirty to me — not because i want to romantically interact with men, i just hate feeling nauseous.

I think things would have gone differently if joe biden had said skibidee toilet on the campaign trail. I mean I don’t know if he would have won but it would have been different, every choice we make or don't make unfolds in infinite different directions with infinite outcomes

i get there’s a lot of faults with food delivery apps but yall come across so unserious when you’re calling them signs of fascism

is there a city where people drive like they value their own lives and can i move there

the most exciting thing that happened to me last year was when standing in the dish pit at my old job i did the beat for the mortal kombat song with the little sprayer and my chef looked at me and said “fight”

I party like a rock star, specifically the part where Axl Rose says "oh, won't you please take me home"

avoiding twitter bc it makes me miserable, only really using instagram for messaging bc it makes me miserable and not being super into this app has given me lots of time for my real passion: pokémon go

can we get nev and max on this adrian dittman situation or?

thinking about this businessman who turned to his colleague at happy hour the other day and said he thought his guinness had too much head but it looked exactly like this and i hope in 2025 i find a different profession

i’ve been so sick for like 9 days now, i’ve gone to the doctor, i tested negative for the flu and covid, i’m taking my antibiotics and i still feel horrific. 😭

sometimes i think about how one of my exes caused an enormous fight over me listening to this girl’s podcast that chronicled how he was lying to both of us when me and him were getting back together and lol hope she’s doing well

in todays unpleasant conversations a dude that i only vaguely remember is telling me how hot & free spirited i was @ age 16, how he moved home after spending 50k on cocaine, invited me to come smoke weed in his barn then sent me a vid of a v lewd painting he had done of the daughter on american dad?

urgent care's kind of fucked up, i mean it's a necessary stopgap in medical care that provides a lot of services more accessibly and cheaper than going to an ER but having a medical emergency and deciding to treat it by a going to a dimly lit building that used to be a Taco Bell feels ominous

do yall think my former best friend stopped talking to me completely because she married one of my former reply guys?

i just wanna understand why a man i did not know sent me a photo of himself in a waffle house restroom mirror pointing to the gun in his waistband. on christmas.

i feel like my ig ads are going off the rails

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i still think about this pokéstop a lot

america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat