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jennytrout.bsky.social
Author best known as Abigail Barnette. Blogger, Community Theater Enthusiast. Autistic, queer, generally a big weirdo. If you don't know my pronouns, store bought is fine. 🏳️‍🌈💛🤍💜🖤 JennyTrout.com youtube.com/@JennyTroutstanding
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Conservatives don't defend anything as hard as they defend billionaires.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

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People vehemently believe that there are safety nets in place if you become disabled. That no matter what, you have all of your needs met. If you believe this, you’re in for a rude awakening if you ever become disabled.

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sic semper motherfucking tyrannis

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Please stop comparing RFK Jr.'s wellness camps to the Nazi eugenics program. The Nazis got their idea from the US. We were doing the eugenics program first. This isn't "just like them," it's "us, part 2."

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It's only a Zamboni if it comes from the actual Zamboni brand. Otherwise, it's just a sparkling ice resurfacing machine.

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I'm gonna just listen to this recording of droning bells while I smoke this joint. Inevitably, I will diagnose myself with tinnitus, having totally forgotten about the bell recording.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Personally, I would have thought that an anti-pedophile halftime show would be the most unifying thing possible. Weird how many of y’all are on the other side of the issue.

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

Going through a really old SD card. Me: Wait... Go back. Mr Jen: Is that... Me: Is that fucking Topol?! Mr Jen: When did we meet Topol?! It was, in fact, Topol. 2009 was apparently a wild year for us?

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I fuckin miss eggs

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Every once in a while, I suck my thumb just to make sure quitting sticks.

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They're not "detaining" anyone at gitmo. It's going to be, "They were executed because they were criminals." There will be a lot of noise and outrage. When it's quickly buried under other noise and outrage, they'll start converting death centers on the mainland.

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Seedless grapes, seedless watermelons. What they need to get on is seedless cherry tomatoes. We clearly have the technology.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Do you ever just look around and think about places where you could win a game of hide and seek?

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Fuck book bans. Read about queer people doing filthy things and smoking pot. www.amazon.com/Brothers-Bil...

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My favorite WoW character I played was a dwarf warrior who ran around in just his underwear with no weapons. I didn't do any quests. I leveled him up solely by punching small animals.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Here's a question: I blocked someone the moment I started this account. Like, before I even filled out my bio. I have people I preemptively block on every platform. Clearsky says this person blocked me a couple months ago. How could they see my profile to block me when they were blocked?

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people

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Hi @nytimes.com can you guess the meaning of the hand gesture I am making right now

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I know people mean well by sharing that "your validity is not dictated by an executive order" post, but it's not about validity. No one needs anyone's permission to be "valid," but trans folks need legal protection, healthcare, and access to resources like healthcare.

submitted 34 days ago • 8 comments

So now we are all legally female

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If birthright citizenship isn't a thing anymore, then my parents aren't citizens because their parents aren't citizens because their parents aren't citizens because so on and so on. What I'm saying is, fine. I will no longer be paying my taxes.

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Sometimes you just get really hungry for cornflakes straight out of the box.

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It's amazing to think that "dark chocolate" comprises 94% of all the chocolate in the universe, even though our standard chocolate sensors can't detect it at all.

submitted 38 days ago • 11 comments

What if after the Fablemere series wraps up on Patreon, I start posting an occasional chapter of the rewritten Blood Ties books? I want to get The Turning done this year.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

The man can do no wrong.

submitted 39 days ago • 12 comments

When it comes to this TikTok/RedNote thing, I feel like the United States government just forgot that they're dealing with people from the United States. The thing that sets us apart from the rest of the world, for better or worse, is that you can't tell us what to do. We do what we want.

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

A $7,000,000 Sub is also the title of your sex tape

submitted 43 days ago • 6 comments

Can I stick my head above the parapet now and mention how that New Yorker article backs up every single accusation I've made against that publisher and editor and suddenly it's crickets from the people who called me a liar?

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

I have a box of 100 classic sci-fi book cover postcards and this is one

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If any of you are in the Kalamazoo, MI area and you want to show your support for ASL interpretation and accessibility for Deaf/HOH people, might I suggest you come out and see the musical I'm directing? Friday night has shadow interpreting! www.kzoocst.com/dirty-rotten...

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

No one has better gaydar than middle school mean girls. They knew I was queer about twenty years before I did.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

I have never been less convinced that I am not about to be poisoned.

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