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I had always heard that #ShotSpotters were worthless, but now that there has been one parked behind my back fence for nearly 2 weeks, I can confirm that this is true. There haven’t been any gunshot-like sounds near my place, but it has lit up at least a dozen times.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Let’s gooooo…

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

oh hey welcome to your trial, blackshirts

submitted 11 days ago • 72 comments

Not to be a dick but if you are sick and have a cough WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT A YOGA CLASS YOU FREAK

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

Apple, bring back iPods, you cowards

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

If #Apple was really serious about privacy, they would have a tiny icon at the top to let you know when an app is listening (like they let you know that an app is trying to get your GPS data).

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

"Hungry? Eat the Government" Seen in Budapest

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

If you don’t have to look at the markets for work then you don’t need to look at them this week, in fact right now is a great time to take up a hobby like embroidery or sourdough that gets you away from a screen and working on something tangible

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

For friends not in tech: Picture a fallout shelter deep in the Colorado mountains, like that show Paradise. You store the same info on 3 different storage formats: * A solid state drive * A hard disk drive * A tape backup After 1 year, expect the SSD to lose data🤯 HD, 5 years. Tape, 30+ years

submitted 24 days ago • 16 comments

Please ignore tired pieces in publications like the Atlantic that are still trying to stigmatize mask wearing. Wearing a mask to prevent sickness from airborne viruses is a science-informed position, and it has been that way for over 100 years.

submitted 28 days ago • 135 comments

Are there any investigative reporters willing to work with me on a piece?

submitted 28 days ago • 17 comments

Dear #Apple, There is a 0% chance that I will want you to substitute a song in my library with the “clean” version when you serve it up via iTunes Match. Please fix! KTHNXBYE

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

One of my #congress folk launched a new site with “Join Team [their name]!” messaging. Our country is in this mess because people act like politics is a sports rivalry akin to the Red Sox vs. Yankees, Cardinals vs. Cubs, etc.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Hey, I need this shared far and wide. These liberals are committed to lying and never have I ever doxxed these people. In fact, they said so themselves 2 years ago.

submitted 64 days ago • 12 comments

Time You Leave This Place You Know Oh, So Well #urbex

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

LA coyotes don't like rich people www.latimes.com/environment/...

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh, #Twitch support is awful. I created an account under my name ages ago and now I’m locked out. Not only won’t they help me regain access to it, but the account is using my photo and they won’t remove that either so whoever has access now can impersonate me. 😡

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

out-of-context comics, part 1

submitted 158 days ago • 2 comments

#Artists: I need your input! I'm giving a talk on March 5th about AI and the visual arts. I already have a lot of great visual examples of AI gone wrong, but would love to hear more about how you could see it being useful. Thanks in advance and please share!

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Over years, I have a few times called Musk a liar (across the country by 2016, then 2017) and thief (money for upgrades), on national TV even. Maybe that’s why my Twitter account has been blocked for a few months despite violating no rules. I can’t get it fixed.

submitted 75 days ago • 38 comments

Has anyone made a tool for #BlueSky yet that imports people you follow on other social media platforms?

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

Everybody Has a Spell They're Under (Perpetual Cupid by Flesh of Gods!) #MiniaturePainting #3dPrinting #HappyValentinesDay #Nerdlings

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

I bet you guys didn’t know you’re supposed to operate the espresso machine with your dick

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

With #measles being in the news lately, this is a public service announcement to let you know that even if you were vaccinated as a kid, that can wear off as an adult! I got a titer test when I was 42 that was showing I didn’t have the immunity to measles anymore, so I had to get my MMR shots redone

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Going on social media after the #halftime show makes it REALLY obvious who has only ever had white friends. 🙄

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Who is everyone using for #webhosting these days? I’ve been with Dreamhost for nearly 2 decades, but they apparently no longer offer phone support for the plan I’m on (which I have only had to use a few times) and for some reason I wasn’t grandfathered in after being a longtime customer. 😡

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Does anyone have a recommendation for a #survey form site that is free for infrequent users and isn’t Google Forms?

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇

submitted 142 days ago • 29 comments