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I like rocks and Taylor Swift. San Diego, CA.
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This popped into my head just now.

I'm on an airplane and I'm bored so I asked ChatGPT how to keep my dad and uncle from ruining the 4th of July by talking about how great Trump is and it told me to talk about #rocks. This is a great idea and should be how everyone handles this situation. Let's start a movement. #rockhound

Even better if they're shiny! ✨ #rocks #rockhound #crystals #gems #witchsky #pagansky

A little belated but still fantastic. #TalkingHeads #PsychoKiller

Don't threaten me with a good time.

SHE'S BETTER KNOWN FOR THE THINGS THAT SHE DOES ON THE MATTRESS WOOOOAAAAH #TaylorSwift

Yea, sorry, I’m not interested in non-swiftie takes on the re-record news. You simply don’t get it. You weren’t who those albums were for. You do not understand why they are so important and how happy we are for Taylor. Also, if you hate rep, or find it “cringe”, see yourself out. Immediately.

This lady can't even take a breath without a bunch of impotent men hating on her, even here. 🙄

It's terrifying because things like this are doubtlessly happening all over the federal space. It's funny because of who he worked for.

Maybe rep tv was the friends we made along the way

Slabbing up these banded rocks I found yesterday near Yermo, CA. #rockhounding #jasper #agate #chalcedony

🎶 They think she did it but they just can't prove it. 🎶 #NoBodyNoCrime #TaylorSwift 🔪

Ok, I'm sorry, but this is funny. "So you're going to design an ugly plane for stealth reasons and then six months later they’re going to figure this out and then you’re going to be stuck with an ugly plane.”

Following the US Navy's recent plane incidents, I'm honoured to be presenting their new corporate training video...

🤣🤣 #Rockhound #WitchSky #RockHounding

Happy birthday, rocks!

At least they got the lightsaber color right. 🤦‍♀️

Me, after a 10 hour flight and 10 time zones into the future: youtu.be/kcPSmFhmhJ4?... Thanks, @amerrill2.bsky.social

THIS. This is the thing I've been afraid of this whole time. And if it happens, there's no "coalition of the willing" to bail us out this time.

This seems problematic from a human subjects research ethics perspective.

“This post is meant to be humorous, but let's not pretend there isn't a serious point here about the depressing sameness in modern design. No actual anuses were consulted during this research, though several designers were clearly thinking about them.” velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...

My first real #earthquake! Just now followed by my first #aftershock. 😳

Strippernomics

This is my favorite book, and much like Taylor Swift, it never goes out of #style www.npr.org/2025/04/08/n...

Do not ruin this for me, I was just getting excited about a real life Jurassic Park.

Did you know that if enough people sign this petition, the inklings of CA independence are on the next ballot? 👀 #calexit #CaliforniaProblems #CA #LFG

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually