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Over FIFTY THOUSAND people sought homeless services in 2024 in Colorado. One out of every hundred people. Nearly half of them youth. www.denver7.com/news/state-n...

Please try to get your moderate relatives to understand that this setback will almost certainly, in the long term cause millions of cancer deaths that would have been curable under the 2024 status quo trajectory. They might die, you might die, of what would have been a treatable cancer.

So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.

High blood pressure kills more people than any other cause, and by a huge margin. It’s the world’s silent killer. It’s why I’m shining a bright light on the need for better screening tools for this condition. We need tools that people will actually use so they can be informed to get care early.

On pace to win 23 games. If we're lucky, that is. Fire. Everyone. In. The. Front. Office. Twice.

NEW: Per multiple sources, the National Cancer Institute’s Board of Scientific Advisors has been entirely disbanded.

there it is

we here at EvilCorp,

the rockies are rockie-ing painful

bud black can't even challenge a maybe homer smdh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One of my best. Made it all the way around the internet until Dave Porntoy saw it and got real mad about it.

hahaha can't wait to ask my retired CDR dad who spent his career putting hornets in the air about this after a few drinks at the ballgame tonight

lol i saw a cybertruck with wrangler tires

feels like i know who my primary vote is going to in 28

I really wish every reason who is staying on Substack because they like the features would get this through their heads. You’re being used to launder fascism, guys. You’re allowing yourselves to be used because you like the Live feature and all your friends are there. Get off of Substack. Please.

If there’s one thing I’ve taken away from reporting on the current DOGE collection of govt data, it is that the people who’ve previously spent their careers carefully handling this information believe there is almost no limit to how it could be abused (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

This is the way.

You know who needs to touch the hottest stove of all, is American journalists.

NEW: DEA says 114 people in the US illegally are held by ICE after a nightclub raid in Colorado Springs. The DEA says more than a dozen active duty service members were working security or patronizing the club and some were involved in alleged crimes there. www.9news.com/article/news...

Navy Secretary Phelan has "cancelled" the Navy's Climate Action 2030 Plan. The plan was to prepare the Navy for the security impacts of #climate change and to reduce GHG emissions. This action will worsen national security and military preparation for climate change. www.stripes.com/branches/nav...

ICE arrested Badar Khan Suri, a postdoctoral fellow from India at Georgetown University, on 17 March. He's been in custody in Texas ever since; big props to his academic director Nader Hashemi for personally visiting him and telling his story!

Justice Department halts funds for programs for victims of hate crimes, child abuse, school violence and more www.cbsnews.com/news/federal...

I feel like I’m losing my mind with the lack of wall to wall coverage on disappearing *children with cancer* i keep saying this, but it’s not 5% of the uproar that came from Biden’s debate. “kids peeing in litter boxes”, a thing that never happened, got orders of magnitude more coverage.

yesterday, my postdoc funding (salary and research funds) was cancelled by the National Science Foundation, effective immediately. I received the same generic, vaguely threatening, typo-ridden email as many of my colleagues who have had their awards terminated recently. (1/n)

I would like to reiterate Kevin’s “fuck you”: If you are attending the WHCA dinner, I hope a wild elephant tramples you and your family half to death, and as you lay gasping and moaning in your shattered bodies, a pack of rabid hyenas comes up and skullfucks you to finish the job. Bon appétit!

Just reposting this to say if you’re attending the WHCA dinner tonight, you’ve earned the flotilla of fuck yous that’s coming your way. Here, let me get it started: fuck you.

Former PM Gordon Brown explains his decision to demand prosecutions in the Murdoch phone hacking scandal—in which WaPo's current CEO is deeply implicated. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

JARREN DURAN JUST STOLE HOME!!!!

Ackman does not understand China, or really much of anything these days There’s no culture on earth more capable of playing the long game and eating bitter *for generations* if necessary to spite their enemies than the Chinese

A two year old baby forced onto a plane by her government—our government. That’s what Ilan Wurman and Kurt Lash and their academic collaborators and defenders have been paving the way for with their bullshit articles. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

What in the hell is going on in Brooklyn? www.instagram.com/reel/DI4aA2R...

a. if joe biden (WHO IS ALSO THERE) did this, the press would have a weeks-long conniption about how unfit he was b. melania clearly hates him so much if she's not nudging him awake lmfao

moira rose album covers: thread

This is horrifying and devastating news. Virginia was hounded and harassed by tabloids, a prominent Substack writer, and lawyers who sought to undermine her allegations. Others ignored her in their jokes and conspiracies about her abusers. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

These men need bullying

"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat." www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...

these fuckers being able to destroy everything is not a foregone conclusion

All of us: We live in hell. MySpace Tom:

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Was just passed this from a fellow service academy grad. A Coast Guard Academy graduate posted this. They are reporting that ICE entered base housing and took a USCG spouse. I can’t confirm this but I’m calling for answers from the Coast Guard and Congress. This is unacceptable.

Travis Hunter looks so happy to not be a Brown

Don’t need to see anybody else’s suit, Travis has it won, pack it in

duuuuuvaaaaaaaal lol i might actually visit home now