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I'm a keeper. “Fucking Oxford English Dictionary ass lesbian”
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Keep it that way.

Getting my leg warmers out for this Mayhem album.

Where’s that dude who threw a show at Bush. What’s he up to these days?

Jesus Christ.

Is this Wayne’s Super Bowl show?

A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"

BREAKING NEWS: Pope sends exorcist to JD Vance's home

Duolingo's social media manager is my hero.

What shade of orange do you think rumps face was last night? Old pine floor or George Hamilton in the 80s?

2 braincells fighting each other over the last molecule of oxygen over there at NYT

Free speech baby

Some Monday morning reading for you:

Maybe if you're trying to determine if I crime was committed then there wasn't.

NPR I love you, but if your reporters don't start using something on their mics to dampen their mouth noises, I will go insane.

Can’t take someone named Benson Boone seriously. Those are the names of beagles from the same litter.

Tired: NYT: Young Musk Fans Learn American Civics, Hands-On Wired: Wired: Those Little Rat Fucks Are Still In The Walls

The kids are alright.

I don’t need the dems to stoop to 2010 republican levels of shithousery but I would like them to try doing a little shithousery instead of wagging their fingers.

including him

Hey look, perjury

🎶 hey now you’re an asshole shut the fuck up get blocked 🎶

Well played. And frighteningly accurate.

My very first turkey day dinner made all by myself. Not too shabby!

Bless her heart. I really think Ol’ Joanne miscalculated aiming her TERFy nonsense at woso. These fans can identify players by their cleats and stream games by holding their phones close to a tv. They have made changes on a global scale - just ask the Spanish or American federations for starters.

Anyone got eyes on Kristi Noem

So stomp clap music is still a thing?? Yes, once again I know I’m old. #paradethoughts

Rob your racist family members