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jerembluehouse.bsky.social
Ah, fsck, I'm just an old guy that hates Nazis and insurrectionist assholes. I'm usually more trying to be funny than I am trying to piss anyone off. Except Nazis. Proud owner of three Teletubby neck tattoos.
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submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

A Saturday, at 1pm: Incel neck beard working at frattalones: "govt wastes billions. Trump will fix that." Me: "that orange baboon is buying $400 mil of armored cyber trucks." Neckbeard: <Pikachu face> There are some dumb mofos out there, I tell you what

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It strikes me that all the old COBOL-based systems (like (i suspect) the IRS codebase) are essentially immune to musk's techbrats, because they don't know how to code it. Hold on while i move all my shit off of modern systems and back to an old VAX/VMS box.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

USAID is being defunded because it provides birth control. Keeping women barefoot and pregnant is the goal of the pro-life movement, and of oligarchs around the world.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Yo, can anyone recommend a good piano tuner in the twin city area? Got a 1903 Kimball upright that needs some TLC, and our previous tuner shrugged and said "meh, it's old. U should get a better one."

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

The more you learn, the more movies are ruined forever.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Every day i wake up fairly happy and looking forward to things. Then i talk to people at my job, and i realize humanity is effing doomed, and i realize Giant Meteor can't happen soon enough.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Is "cyberdouche" the right term for cyber truck owners?

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Folks, I do comedy. Here is an example of my stand up. I have some shows coming up too.. they're in the google doc here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... youtu.be/p-rLRG4QslU?...

submitted 99 days ago • 11 comments

@itsthebrandi.bsky.social holy shit, you rocked opening for Josh Johnson tonight! I fangirl-squeeled WAY TOO loud when you came on stage. I had no idea you'd be the opener!

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

@scalzi.com I got "starter villain" as an Xmas present from my bride. I've been down with a cold for a week, and finally got to reading this book. Dude, it's effing amazing. Can you do a sequel? Please? Pretty please?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Protip: do not walk around the house and make a list of all the projects you actually intended to do, but didn't get around to.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

After a career in IT, I am prepared to say the following: SaaS is techbros charging you to patch their products and pay for features you don't need, understand, nor care about. Fite me.

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

UnitedHealthcare: A money making vortex of suffering:

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

shoutout to UnitedHealth CEO for being so out-of-touch that every message to staff results in another wave of angry leaks and tipsters for me

submitted 74 days ago • 141 comments

Adam Kinzinger got the backing of Mike Pence and Sarah Palin for his runs for congress. He was part of the problem before Trump was a candidate.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment