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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

2025 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 19. 🐎

Reality just switched sides

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

The Atlantic does an interview with the President of the United States and one of the topics is literally β€˜Reality’ (THIS IN AND OF ITSELF IS INSANE AS A TOPIC FOR A SITTING PRESIDENT) and he admits he creates his own (by saying he doesn't, which means he does)

I'm low-key excited about this administrations blasΓ© attitude towards **every-fucking-thing** because I've always wanted the opportunity to go down one of the airplane slides

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

RFK Jr: Autistic people will never play sports :( Professional hockey players:

Fun data point, we didn’t use Twitter once and raised more money than ever this year

I don't get the picture receipt of the guy from Rice who removes beehives barehanded since I donated through work, but here's $100 for PTKU @hollyanderson.bsky.social

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

The lesbians are already dealing with enough these days; wyd Subaru?

If this is their immigration policy, it's easy to see what they plan to replace Medicare and Medicaid with

i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the β€œtear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts

"Cop the collab" Oh my god lmao

Bone chilling. A court ordered Kilmar Abrego Garcia to stay in the United States. The Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that he was illegally removed. Trump is pretending he won the ruling 9-0. 1/ You may not think this case means anything to you. But let me tell you why it does.

"What the U.S. is doing now is not reform. It is rejecting the very system it created." - Singapore's Prime Minister Lawrence Wong (April 8, 2025)