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New state media www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Wait, that's not our job. Is it? What leverage do we have? Whoops, weekend's in a few days—adjourned

You're nuts if you're questioning the wisdom and leadership of the Democratic Party right now. They're not the problem. The problem is the voters. What we need to do is replace 300 million voters

See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

its so telling that whenever the ny times is responding to liberal criticism, the tone is "shut the eff up." anyhow. this is how you covered musk.

MAJOR EFFICIENCY WIN: the CFPB that’s returned over $21,000,000,000.00 to scammed americans now being dissolved to save every american $2.00 annually

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

"Masculine Energy"

To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."

the real enemies are the ones who buy your parents little tech doodads that require your IT assistance

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...

Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up theonion.com/environmenta...

Plastic Surgeon Tears New Wife Down To The Studs theonion.com/plastic-surg...

The below statement by Elon Musk is authentic. The AfD demands a “reversal” of Holocaust remembrance in Germany and states that the Nazi Schutzstaffel were “not criminals”. More here—> amp.dw.com/en/how-much-... …and here—> www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/10...

It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect

you may think i’m an idiot, but i’m a surprisingly intelligent person. who says and does idiotic things

It is exhausting having to research and figure out everything from black plastics to best ventilation practices to COVID vaccine schedules, I know this is a wild idea but have we thought about creating publicly funded government bodies that could manage and regulate this stuff on our behalf

SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it? BOY: i don't know, i'm like six SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

In thinking about what rich nations owe the developing world, here’s something to keep in mind: The average American emits more CO₂ in one week than an average person in low-income countries does in one year.

doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids me: that’s literally all i drink

four-year-old cried watching wall-e, which made me cry, which made her cry harder. they shouldn’t be allowed to do that to you, man. it’s terrorism

sorry i coughed “pussy” when your son couldn’t blow out all his bday candles

Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.

God: *creating Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it

Need a scared straight program for looking at my phone.

An important additional chart to keep in mind. Building on Brett Christophers opinion piece "We must not mistake China’s success on green energy for a global one" - on.ft.com/3CwOxny Code here - observablehq.com/d/20d13d84dd...

social media security, where once you turn 65 you get a daily amount of likes on your posts from the government

When I describe a client as "a little squirrely" it means they are an absolute nightmare to work with.

me: i make a mean burrito my burrito: fuck you

A stellar new investigation from @rebeccajohn.bsky.social has uncovered the first known time the oil industry was warned about rising CO2 from fossil fuels, 1954, incredibly via their own front group.