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Baseball & Food nerd. Former Brooklyn resident.
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Everyone talks about dogs keen sense of smell or hearing as exceptional but really underrated are dogs insane awareness for being constantly underfoot 😂

Severance 🤯🤯🤯🐐

are people on this app freaking out as much as the other one about Jose Altuve in Left Field?? Because if so it’s going to be a very long season

Big day for Saul celebrating his 3rd birthday!! Lots of fun at the park and extra treats today for the sweetest & happiest boy!!! 🥳🎉🐶

Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you a king. Being Kyle Tucker does.

Saul had a lot of fun in the snow this morning.

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Kaitlyn Dever is a phenomenal young actress. Superstar talent based on Justified alone but I’m sure she’s going to become a mega star after The Last of Us S2 later this year. Need to know what the backstory for her being in a Hotels.com commercial with zero lines.

Zoe Saldana winning a Golden Globe better mean more Lioness if she wants to keep doing that show

Ah, 2025. This is the year I finally get started on that spec script for "Beauty and the Beast 2: Let's Go To Ikea Because All Our Furniture Is Now People."

Jackson Holliday being born after Charlie Morton was drafted is objectively hilarious and will def be mentioned on every single Orioles game broadcast during the season.

@sondra.bsky.social happy birthday! Pretty cool folks are celebrating across the globe for your birthday. Legend!

Shrinking S2 📈 Silo S2 📉

Beyoncé always delivers

You turn your head and see this face staring back at you. Keep a straight face challenge impossible 🤣

Do you even have a golden retriever if you don’t find stray kibble in your boots 🤣

So you can’t paste screenshots in the DMs here or what??

Astros getting under tax & money coming off the books after 2024 is fine but it’s weird that fans think they are going to obtain high end talent just bc they have payroll flexibility. Who from 2025 free agent class are they signing? They would be out on the best players anyway.

The Astros should sign Lorenzen. Could use another arm in the pen and Espada is willing to pinch hit and likes using the platoon advantage. This gives him an extra option.

Seeing folks argue giving Breggy 7yrs is against Astros long term interest when team offered 6yrs (if it was a real offer) is odd. If anyone thinks Breggy will fall off after 4yrs then they’d argue for not going beyond 4yr deal. No significant diff btw 6 & 7 yr deals.

Regardless of how good Cam Smith will end up being people who have never seen him play are way too hung up on him being listed as 3b. He may not stay at 3b, he won’t be blocked when he’s ready. No move the Astros make via FA or trade would block a prospect that can make an impact

The Astros trading for Arenado because he’s owed less money than it would take to re-sign Bregman can also just be described as “getting worse” 2024 2023-24

I guess the good thing for Jim Crane is after Bregman walks and Tucker leaves via trade or free agency there won’t be a player in the organization fans will clamor to be extended that would actually be willing to accept his max 6 yr deal nonsense.

I too wish to be “overpaid”

Oh look the person who committed premeditated murder is a nut job. Shocked face

What a catch by Bolden

Jai Courtney is the actor they get when Tom Hardy is too expensive or says no to the role. Always feels like it would be better if Hardy played the character.

Dam Campbell is a mad man lol

Wonder if Bregman signs elsewhere and Burnes doesn’t sign with the Orioles would Dana Brown call Mike Elias about trading Framber Valdez for one of the Orioles young infielders. Should call anyway regardless of Bregman’s return tbh