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Gay pirates #OFMD #Deadloch Fat, white, genderqueer, shriveled @disobedientpike on burd app and ao3 🔞 NSFW🔞
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Old animation I did of that scene of Ed being an absolutely threatening being, back when it aired :] #ofmd #edwardteach #frenchieofmd

Love is in the air? WRONG. Rose petals. Can't hurt to shower your loved ones with love as well today though | #ofmd #steddyhands

Hi, i'm not dead, i'm just not finding the drive to draw. But I kinda wanted a new phone background so here have this :] #steddyhands #ofmd

Mhhh, Blackbeard wearing the bride's blood splattered veil? Yes please. #ofmd #blackbeard

My first draw of OFMD (Before to watch the serie ) #ofmd #steddyhands #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard

You look lonely, I can fix that #edizzy version I always wonder how will Ed a being of light to Izzy #ofmd #izzyhands #edteach

Spitroasting on an open fire

just thinking and crying about this good luck babe #ofmd fancam i made ages ago teehee #myart #myfancam

I made stickers (plus whatever other stuff is available on Redbubble) #ShopOFMD

Halloooo, I've updated my kofi shop and added this beauty! It was my first ever lino print and obviously had to be ofmd related ^_^🫶🏽💛 #ofmd #ofmdfanart ko-fi.com/s/51ea09f32f

together forever 💖 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Grabby hands I need this

(I was gonna make this Stede but actually this works better 😂)

I just needed to see them kiss 💋 #ofmd

The babies!

these fuckers being able to destroy everything is not a foregone conclusion

Young people SHOULD “have it easier” than you did. I’m sorry you got the strap up hill both ways and paid your debts with pounds of flesh, but the reason we work for progress is to make growing up and growing old gentler, easier, kinder, freer. Struggle isn’t necessary in a healthy society.

I'm posting OFMD spin the bottle again now that bluesky is less glitchy and allows gifs (sort of). Spin to see who you are kissing!!! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

“Get in loser, we’re posting lock screens” Courtesy @politestmenace.bsky.social

Bait the hook well. This fish will bite. - Much Ado About Nothing 2,3 #ShakespeareSunday #BardFlagMeansDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath

come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness. Merry Wives of Windsor I, 1 #ShakespeareSunday Theme: FOOD & DRINK #ourflagmeansdeath #BardFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

#ShakespeareSunday Theme: BABIES #ourflagmeansdeath #BardFlagMeansDeath #ofmd Commend these waters to those baby eyes King John V, 2

I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest. MAAN #ShakespeareSunday Theme: RICHARD II and MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING #ourflagmeansdeath #BardFlagMeansDeath

Whoever made this, we are friends. Via Jeph Loeb via @one_true_nerdking #inconceivable #princessbride #starwars #theprincessbride #funnyvideos

A fleet, drums beat, bound Face down you came back from Jack Feet meet, never left. #OFMDAUpril

Day 25 – it’s Form Fuckery Week, an invitation to experiment with writing in forms beyond prose ✍️ Up first: haikus! the best gay pirates enjoying life together or maybe there’s angst Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs! Get silly, let it be amateurish - have fun with it! #OFMDAUpril

among wildflowers and the ocean and with ed's hand in his, freedom (a stede x tom petty inspired haiku for ya) 💐 #OFMDAUpril

Once in a long time drawing for myself ☁️ Baby boy, baby #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

i’m so sorry to ask ESPECIALLY on the wings of everyone being so generous & paying for BehindOurFlag, but my three-year-old Apple Pencil just got bent and I was IN THE MIDDLE of making my team’s promo poster so tomorrow just got REALLY expensive. absolutely no pressure, but— ko-fi.com/zaletwisted

I read the wip of Em's beautiful fic and couldn't go to bed until I finished this last night. In the last three years, this is one of my favorite things I've ever done of them. I was so inspired. 🥹🧡🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

What if they had kissed in the bathroom. What if after Ed had rested his head on Stede's hand, Stede had leaned forward and pressed his forehead against Ed's temple. And what if they'd sat there breathing quietly together and Ed had turned his head slightly and it's just a soft brush of lips, but

morning dew (Did a little editing to an older sketch from July 2023!) 🧡 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

His name is Ed. (Did a little editing on an older piece from mid 2023. My heart is in complete disarray and I've got Samwise in my head telling me there's still some good in this world. #OFMD is one of those good things.) #OurFlagMeansDeath #OurFlagTurns3

sway to the sea's heave (Here's a little something for #TakeTwoTuesday from September 2022!) #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Romance not bromance Falling like a ton of bricks Always woke and ghey

They get up early on mornings after storms. Stede's collecting sea glass for a mirror frame. It's a gaudy monstrosity. It's an eyesore. Inn guests hate it. It's heavier than the wall it's nailed to. But Ed loves it because Stede loves it. 🧡 🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd