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jessaplz.bsky.social
I stay unbothered ✨️
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I believe that I may, in fact, be "on one"

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Alcohol can’t affect your health if you’re pure of heart and a friend to animals

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

duane fest 2k25 was sooo goood

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this rules

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

stoned af watching duane fest on my projector

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cracked up when I saw a shirt for sale that said "I got that dog in me" with the costco hotdog sign cuz I remembered that I got one for @personalbeav.bsky.social last year lmao

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idk about you, but I feel like I'd be a much more functional person if I took molly like once a week

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oops... all I've eaten today was a babybel & half a cup of canned grapefruit... & now it's 9pm so like... do I even want to make "dinner"???

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shoutout to everyone who is taking forever to finish that book they keep talking about

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when I tell someone their [literally anything] is cute & they thank me... no, no need to thank me.. I'm not doing this for you. I'm stating the facts. I'm merely obligated to tell the truth.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

if someone looks cute, I'm legally obligated to tell them #jessalaw

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

as a leo, my version of "if you see something, say something" is very strict & all about compliments (duh)

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I think I actually did pretty good today?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

someone tell me to GO TO BED. I am TIRED.

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being a dog is ruff.... like bark...

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accidentally spent $200 on scallops some guy was selling out of the back of his trailer

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I need to go to sleeep

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Omg. This is Jasmine. She had an upper respiratory infection and she’s feeling all better but still has a tiny bit of inflammation giving her the funniest little trill-purr.

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people always think I'm dumb or a bitch, but the truth is, I'm dumb AND a bitch. a dumb bitch, if you will

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tater tots are texturally superior to other fried potato sides

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bro i am shuddering under the weight of living. bro my agonies are many and unrelenting

submitted 33 days ago • 24 comments

HANG IN THERE BABY!! #art

submitted 36 days ago • 39 comments

thinking abt crying rn cuz my last bestie is moving away in 10 days.... literally why do they all leave me?!?!?!!!!

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

on Sunday, two different people complemented my scent... it felt like I really accomplished something; a dream that I've been trying so hard to achieve

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I need to go back to there..... (the combination couch/bed ultimate slumber party setup))

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

once again, I am crying abt how much I love my friends!!!!!!

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same, piano, same

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David Lynch died??? couldn't someone else have instead?

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sorry, I can't turn my camera on for the meeting because I'm so hot & beautiful that no one will be able to focus

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lmao do I have impostor syndrome for friendship???

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sometimes I feel pretty skeptical cuz either the people in my life who are all so amazing & clever & smart & funny & hot *actually* like me... or I'm somehow able to extract an amazing amount of sympathy from them..

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I like bagels and cream cheese

submitted 47 days ago • 5 comments

I can't believe that people just out right called her raggedy! to her face, even! poor Ann

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amazing terminology for the hypothetical moon of a moon

submitted 55 days ago • 49 comments

just saw a post about listening to an audio book while reading the print book & my mind is blown... "audio book with subtitles" they said... this would help so much with my wandering mind

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taking your hair out of a high pony at the end of the day feels just as amazing, if not more, as taking off your bra

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someone lost a spa slipper outside the Korean restaurant

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these are real bottom-of-the-barrel potatoes. where'd you get them from, the bottom of the barrel?? qwantz.com/index.php?co...

submitted 51 days ago • 6 comments