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Or call me Jess. 🇮🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🧶 Crochet ballgown master 👗
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Someone needs to give zelensky a hug... and also 10 billion dollars

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Getting back into tarot and did a Celtic cross spread for myself and it seems... Optimistic? That would be nice 😅 Deck is Modern Witch tarot

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I think I’m obsessed with this actually????

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Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.

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I don’t want to know when my food is “best by.” I want to know at which point eating it will kill me

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After much consideration I know who I will be for Halloween this year. After 3+ years of singing lessons and 1 (slow) year of guitar lessons, I will finally evolve into my final form: Maria von Trapp This will be a closet cosplay - might see if I can crochet her awful jacket tho

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She pat

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You ever come across a song that so perfectly fits a character that you play it obsessively over and over and over again while vividly hallucinating an entire music video in your head

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does anyone mind if I just go to sleep for 7 to 8 business years

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I hear the Miniature Counterfeiters' Guild is accepting new applicants, if you're looking to make a little coin

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ᶜʰᵃᵗ ᶦ ᵃᵖᵖᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶦⁿʰᵃˡᵉᵈ ᵃ ʰᵉˡᶦᵘᵐ ᵇᵃˡˡᵒᵒⁿ

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Anyone still buying art and silly little things made by artists when shit’s this scary are the goat. I could honestly cry every time I get an order if I think about it too much, little guys are the epitome of a non essential and you guys still like them enough to buy them anyways 🥹🥹🥹😭😭

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Have decided to treat bluesky the same way I treated Tumblr back in the day. You've been warned

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I’m usually pretty good about sticking to a healthy diet unless I’m really sad or celebrating or bored or eating out or ordering in or if it’s the weekend or Monday or if there’s something stressful going on

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Me on our anniversary date

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can someone send me like £1000 thank yewwwww x

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Hot damn we have thunder and lightning now

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Guess I won't be going anywhere today 🥴

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i am god's sleepiest soldier

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💕 We're still taking submissions y'all 💕 vhttps://forms.gle/zE53FcSrGx3AyhaEA

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My name is Dee, 30 and I'm a fiber artist! I started my journey 10+ years ago, first with knitting and not long after crochet. My preferred style of costuming is super "girly" and cutesy.

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Sometimes, in my otherwise dim office, one ray of sunshine slips through. And last week it landed here

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💕🫶🏾💅🏾

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Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”

submitted 29 days ago • 159 comments

Y'all I'm restarting my patron, what do you want to see in there? Wrong answers only ✨

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Happy to try out a new platform to share what’s up in Ýrúrarí’s world. The sky in Iceland is very blue today, fitting for a first post on bluesky!

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Can't stop, won't stop

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things i hate about windows 11 the sound it makes when it boots up the way it looks how the menu is in the middle of the screen the way it looks options won't populate when you click on them the first time the way it looks nothing is actually different but we have to use this anyway

submitted 32 days ago • 162 comments

pretending I am using the force to open the automatic doors at the grocery store is the only joy I have left

submitted 31 days ago • 55 comments

I'm trying to be psychic about myself; I think it's called "remembering"- Maxime

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Without downloading any new pics/videos where are you mentally 📸

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Not to be dramatic but I would die for Sylvie

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Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged

submitted 37 days ago • 166 comments

Ruined my whole evening because I drank 5 cups of coffee today 🤢😵‍💫

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Tesla is the new Volkswagen

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I definitely need to replace Stardust with something with less.... Baggage

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I’ve said “right” about 10 separate times this morning in a bid to get myself going. It’s the British person version of repeatedly yanking the starter cord on an old lawnmower.

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I thought I'd try scrolling reels to see how it holds up. In 20 swipes I saw racism, smut and tradwives. Holy crap

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RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

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