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We need to normalize the throwing of fruit at dipshits.

Did the Chief’s credit card decline on the ref payment?

Realizing the USA is just Albania if it had 350 million people and nukes is making a lil sad.

To put the Luka trade in political terms, this would be like the US starting a trade war with everyone for no fucking reason.

I honestly think at least 30% of the hate California gets is the fault of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

I think we collectively need to give Kyle Gass an apology.

Currently trying to figure out a guitar solo I wrote 20 years ago and I have no clue wtf I was thinking back then.

11pm Saturday night? I’m getting hammered, watching technical death metal guitar play through on YouTube, obviously.

I made this guitar and I like it a lot. #pinkguitar

Work views today

Looking forward to having this talk with my son about pot. “Son, this is important. If you do decide to smoke pot, don’t smoke too much. It will raise your tolerance and you’ll have to spend a lot more money on weed.”

Drink.

Warning for returning Tik Tokers; the benevolent, Chinese State Controlled app you knew is no longer to be trusted. It is now influenced by the United States government. BE CAREFUL!!!

The democrats absolute ineptitude would be hilarious if we weren’t on the baby oiled slip n’ slide to fascism.

I’m too old and dumb for Tik Tok. I’m also too dumb for Bluesky but plenty old!

Uh oh, got the “didn’t do the stuff I wanted to on my time off and now work is coming” depression.