jessegray.bsky.social
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In my first act as president… WE ARE BRINGING BACK TRL!!! Internet is canceled weekdays from 3 to 5pm.
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I see you’ve decided to immediately and unquestioningly believe the Israeli propaganda! I for one, am shocked!
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If you want engagement, Threads is the place for you! That engagement will be an absolute fucking dumpster fire but there will be a lot of it!
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Dude, if you back Israel, you REALLY don’t want to get into a “who has done the most insanely brutal shit ever” debate.
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Shame on Israel for murdering them.
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I’m sorry but this false equivalency “both sides” stuff is bullshit. Obama made marginal pushes in executive power in response to historic levels of obstruction from Republicans. Trump appears to be attempting to burn the government to the ground and completely subvert the rule of law.
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A face hat?
Jokes aside, they do now make scarves intended to defeat facial recognition. So as long as you’re ok with wearing a weird, cubist scarf pulled up above your nose all the time, you should be good to go!
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Oh, they’re gone for sure. Every NFL stadium uses facial recognition technology now and once your face is on the list, adios. This has been a thing for a few years now.
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Finally, someone said it.
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I hope someone flipped him back over onto his feet.
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Regretfully?
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How is that not just the bare minimum? These guys are such fucking losers…
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You see, NYT? It’s possible to work in news-media and have a spine!
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I have complete faith that @schumer.senate.gov with make use of every tool available to him, sometime after the republicans have done every single thing they desire.
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Absolutely disgusting how he forced that ASU player to headbutt him! No class!!!
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If you could stop being a little bitch, that would be great.
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This implies the general population is capable of understanding both cause and effect.
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Thank you, I needed this.
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I mean, that’s been their M.O. for like 100 years now?
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The fuck is wrong with you?
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CDeez ballz
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LOL! Late stage capitalism is hilarious!!! Our societal shift toward profitability and production not just above all else but as the sole purpose in life is nearly complete!!!
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Still am!
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“…and this is my son, Chocky.”
”Chocky? That’s unusual, is it short for something?”
“His full name is ‘Chocolate Starfish and The Hotdog Flavored Water Town’, thanks for asking.”
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LOL Well I used to buy a lot of drugs on that site and I never saw that shit!
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Heroin sure but fentanyl wasn’t popular as a street drug at the time of his arrest. Don’t shoehorn fent in there just because it sounds scarier!
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I thought that, then I got a clumsy cat. There are some nerd ass cats out there.
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I thought they were just vegetarians except for fish?
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Ah, subtle and nuanced distinctions! That should play well with dumb, reactionary people. Another masterstroke by the dems!
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Do Exploding Hearts
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I don’t even buy the “bought off” part. I think Trump just realized people like Tik Tok so if he saved it, people would like him.
The dude is about as complicated as a tapeworm.
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Step one: give me all your money.