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Ut-oh. I might have one of those there “evergreen posts” I can just keep reposting every hour on the hour.

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@nytimes.com getting annoyed with how many words I keep finding in Spelling Bee that aren’t counted as words. “Cuica” and “tonicization” are perfectly cromulent words. Just sayin’… 🫤

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WAY AHEAD OF YOU, NOTIFICATIONS.

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Under his eye

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I'm bad at social media. Here's the link: www.twitch.tv/WanderersHaven

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30 minutes until curtains up on #Arrhenius episode 2!

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Unnamed sources at the Pentagon are saying this guy is currently being vetted for the Sec. of Defense position.

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The very first clip of COSMOS—this is where it all began. A voyage from the shores of Earth's oceans to the infinite expanses of the Milky Way, Andromeda, and beyond. Thank you, Carl, for taking us on this journey. We remain forever in your debt.

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Hear me out: new season of Slow Horses, but it’s just six hours of Gary Oldman insulting Pete Hegseth to his face.

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@wookofficial.bsky.social Hi, Wookieepedia. 👋

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#ItemADay No. 15: Blindspot Scarf The highly reflective material of the blindspot scarf is specifically designed to blow out the visual sensors of synthetic sentries, scanner goggs, and surveillance cameras. Not to mention, it just looks chic. +3 to Trickery when evading surveillance Value: 80⧻

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As a child of the 80s and 90s, I adore Doechii’s “Denial is a River.” So rad to hear that take on hip hop make a return.

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#ItemADay No. 14: The Holy Catalog of Pon Once utopian metropolises, the retro metros are now ruined rubble heaps full of “treasures” to scavenge, scrounge, and reuse by the local Scab populations. As a result, nothing in the retro metros is ever new. Every coat is patched, every shirt resewn…

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#ItemADay No. 13: Noddish Boat Hook The story of technological advancement isn’t simply a graph forever climbing skyward. Rather, It’s one of waves that rise exponentially before crashing downwards, sometimes nearly to nothing. This is the human story. But so is the climb out of the rough patches.

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I wrote a #TTRPG called #Arrhenius. I may have mentioned that on here before. 😶 But tonight! Tonight people that I don't know are streaming my game on Twitch! That's exciting! That's, like, a thing that happens to real games! www.twitch.tv/WanderersHaven

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#ItemADay No. 10: Dōfaz & Ix Some mutations are minor. Some not. If muters have too many mutations that are physically manifested, they risk being exiled at birth from the Dome cities. With an oafish body and oily, spotted skin, Dōfaz would likely always have been exiled. Unfortunately for Ix...

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#ItemADay No. 8: Bubblepack This prototype backpack uses an experimental gel with an inherently high level of cohesion. By running an electric current through it, the backpack creates a pocket of shock-absorbing gel that can hold 10 item slots worth of gear.

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Does everyone hate trying on clothes, or just short, fat assholes like me?

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I had a joke about Zeus, but at the moment I have a splitting headache.

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#ItemADay No. 7: Frostman Machete Frostmen are ill-tempered, jealous cannibals who survive out on the glaciers out of mere spite. They're dangerous. They're murderous. And they know how to hide their weapons by camouflaging them with pigments and paint so that they can hide amongst the snow.

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Come see @thegamebrass.com (and friends!) in an hour at #VGMCon on the Key Stage! (We’ve got a charming show for you!)

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#ItemADay No. 6: Dragon Drivecase The marriage of artistry and genetic wizardry, dreamskin is the catch-all term for materials made from the hides of once-fictional animals such as dragon scales, yeti fur, quetzalcoatl feathers or helmets from the living bark of a Dahlpalian free-toed treebeast.

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Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass. Philip K. Dickens

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#ItemADay No. 2: Calēō Bōz In the subterranean Great Below, the Dorrem have blasted their tunnels & cities from the bedrock. Among civic engineers, the structural integrity monitors known as "tunnelrats" have one of the more dangerous jobs, and therefore enjoy a romanticized image as thrillseekers.

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#ItemADay Number 1: Yani's Wings Yani is a scab with an eye for making a statement. She dug these wings up from beneath the ruins of a pancaked skysaber. While originally a military-themed toy, Yani customized them with stickers & paint so that they'd stand out against the white monotony of snow.

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Today is 1 MONTH until the official launch of #Arrhenius. As a means of celebrating, I decided to post an item a day for the game every day until the game releases. Dungeontellers can use these NPCs and equipment for their players as rewards, adventure hooks, or just things to inspire their stories.

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West Coast numbers are coming in, and estimates have now surpassed 5 million. People are still pouring into the streets—nearly 2% of the American population is rising up. America, we are so proud of you. You did it.

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They are now estimating 2.3 million across the country. Keep it going folks. #handsoff #50501protests

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Dang! People are pissed www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

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Me 8 years ago: Can you imagine how crazy it would have been if Twitter existed during WW2? Or the Great Depression? Me 8 years from now: Hey, remember Connecticut?

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looks like we can all finally catch up on our backlogs

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Who did this?

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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

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(Me watching the markets) Yes… yes… just as I hoped… It’s almost the perfect time for me to try and launch my first ever self-published book…

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With the #FantasticFour spinning up at Disney, it’s always a good time to relisten to this sketch from Norm MacDonald.

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“118 likes? Wow! Bluesky really likes posts about lawn care. Looks like I’ve finally found my social media niche…”

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Suburbia is weird, man. My neighbor texted me to apologize that his grass is too long. Like, I’m sick and trying to raise two kids in a country that’s being stolen and sold for parts. I don’t give a fuck about your grass. 🤷‍♂️

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Everyone should be sure to check out Arrhenius: Against the Inevitable, as it’s the first #ActualPlay using #Arrhenius! I can’t wait to check it out! So excited to see other people’s take on my new game!

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Very excited to announce a new limited series, Arrhenius: Against the Inevitable, Mondays at 9pm ET starting April 7th! Using the @arrhenius.bsky.social system and starring @casperdanbghost.bsky.social @kyngvee.bsky.social @brennanicki.bsky.social @kaidancosmos.bsky.social @theokayestgm.bsky.social

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Dearest, Autocorrect - You change so many things for me automatically. So many that I don’t even want you to. I promise you—deeply and with the most sincerity I can muster—I am NEVER trying to type the word “abiut.” Ever. Love in air quotes, - Jesse

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#botaday Beginning a run of Spychangers, 1:64 scale cars with free-rolling wheels making them play well with Hot Wheels or Matchbox cars. Like all the Universe line, these are redecos of previously existing toys. In this case, Hoist, is a reuse of a 2001 X-Brawn toy. Available starting 2003.

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