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jessiemae.bsky.social
Call me Bunny // old, tired and queer // never shuts up about hockey // Californian who loves the Midwest // I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me
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Friends, if you wanted to do a little thing today to increase the net good in the world, you could match my $35 donation to Mr. Gordo’s teeth www.whiskerssanctuary.com/donate

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Stages of online friendship - being insane about the same guy(s) - exchange of kinks and/or fanfiction ideas - oh right here’s my name - anyway that’s why I have the mental problems I do - lore you thought was obvious - here’s my home address - can you read my resume

submitted 101 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Perfect girl is perfect

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

jake paul should make boxing history by fighting elon musk next

submitted 105 days ago • 103 comments

Half a decade of work has finally come to fruition. Drink Rum. Save Turtles. This Rum Protects the Ocean: the world’s first conservation distillery is open for business. www.southernfriedscience.com/this-rum-pro...

submitted 106 days ago • 21 comments

and this is why as a fan of the NCAA and a hater of the CHL I was so praying that the agreement wouldn't go through

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

this is one million billion times correct and i miss it so fucking much

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

The material cause of your team being bad is that the players aren't very good. The formal cause is that they lose so many games. The efficient cause is that the people who run the team are unwise. The final cause is for you to suffer.

submitted 107 days ago • 4 comments

I can’t stand butternut squash (it’s always musty as hell to me) but Bex introduced me to honeynut squash last month and I’ve eaten 2 and am planning on making soup when my brains return from the wars

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

This is worth noting. There are no private posts on here, and you should NOT send anything sensitive in DMs, they are not properly encrypted

submitted 135 days ago • 48 comments

Meet the adorable snailfish 🐌🐟, the deep sea's little explorer that uses the fins on its chin to feel for its meals in the deep ocean depths. The deep sea is one of the most unexplored areas on Earth. We can protect this underwater wonderland together!

submitted 228 days ago • 6 comments

The competition: "oh no, we are being beaten in the totally normal and standard test of shooting the bottom half of your truck's door panels. We are going to lose our foothold in the market for people whose vehicles get attacked by extremely short assassins"

submitted 497 days ago • 182 comments

A bunch of incredibly cool & smart political people still follow me after I stopped talking about politics& started yelling about hockey (@galvinalmanza.bsky.social in particular - like, do y'all filter? have huge numbers of people muted? just never check your flists?) Also, the San Jose Sharks :D

submitted 498 days ago • 1 comment

I am always and forever TO GO HOME

submitted 499 days ago • 2 comments

The occupation is an intolerable crime, and resistance to it is a fundamental right, and murdering civilians is wrong, and collective punishment of an entrapped population is immoral. We live in a world of ands, not ors.

submitted 509 days ago • 15 comments

Seriously weird to hear “The Diamond Ring Co” called “the bay area’s premier jewelers” when we’ve still got a friend in the diamond business

submitted 517 days ago • 0 comments