jessjellings.bsky.social
Cooker of food, drinker of wine, complainer of things.
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28 followers
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I'm here for you in the homeland if you need rescue.
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I'm am only child but I did have a cousin try to feed me dog food covered in mustard.
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You're definitely Salty Caramel ice cream.😎
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Have fun explaining what ice cream flavor you are!
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If she has to ask, we already know she doesn't give a shit.
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I mean, I'm not bringing anybody, but don't be making assumptions.
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Get it!
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We've really been very lucky. If pressed....Jessica Simpson.
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We needed her to keep James Bond and Sarah Connor alive to help us through....this.
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What's the problem, Jess?
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I don't like this as much as the cybertruck finger.
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Same. Let's have some wine!
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I have never, in my nearly 48 years, cared about anything enough to write it on my car.
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This hurts my soul.
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I drink milk right out of the jug. I love it.
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Literally the worst orgy you could ever imagine.
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The only New Year's resolution I have ever upheld was to tell people to 'fuck off' more. Five years, still going strong.
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8:56. At least one Jess made it!
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No, but most people do anyway.
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It's very strange to realize you have more experience than the appointed guy while having no experience at all.
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My family and I have debated this several times. The general consensus is that we would do anything to avoid the blowtorch so....Marv is our guy.
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Just a smidge better than the Kwanzaa Cake. Seriously. Google it.
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The whole team? (Minnesotan here)
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The My Name is Earl/TWoP crossover was magnificent.
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Sorry for the hives, but this totally made me think of my grandma and her little Avon lipstick samples, and I love it.
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Just be sure everything matches your handbag. And nylons.
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A blouse with a nice brooch?
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I'm still explaining group texts to my mom. I get it.
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Mentioning it or having a family group chat?
(I am anti group chat. I have zero)
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Flavor Flav really is living his best life. I love it.
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Jess. This is a job for whiskey.