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actor | singer | writer | swiftie | millennial dog mom
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Every time I get on my phone to do literally anything

Update: I did not book those auditions, but I'm officially signed with an agency 🥹

Me: allergic to dogs and pollen Also me: shoves my face into my german shepherd, sits in a garden as often as possible, and wants fresh flowers in the house all the time

I'm live on Twitch playing #baldursgate3 right now, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/jessplaysapa...

I don't believe in Hell, but if I did I would die happy knowing there was a special seating section for anyone currently railing against "the sin of empathy," and every one of those seats is made with hot rusty barbs

Guys I got to see wolves and foxes and painted dogs today and we heard the red wolves howl and we learned about the breeding programs to bring them back from near extinction it was so fucking cool I almost bought out their whole gift shop but settled for 2 art prints and a shirt I wanna go back

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

i think women should be meaner to men

THE ZOO GOT PRZEWALSKIS HORSES HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEE (That part of the zoo won't be open for a couple more years but OH MY GOD)

So according to Jim Acosta on his new show, these two outings by Prez 47 cost US taxpayers $30 million. But no kids cancer research.

I'm playing #baldursgate3 right now, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/jessplaysapa...

Im playing #baldursgate3 right now, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/jessplaysapa...

Time for a timeline cleanse, here's 20 seconds of lanie chompies #dogs #dogsofbluesky

Sleep tracker: you've had a hard time meeting your sleep goals lately... Me: you've had a hard time shutting the hell up!!

We are calling for a nationwide and international boycott of all Elon Musk-related products and services. Sell your Tesla shares, avoid buying Tesla vehicles, cancel Starlink, and delete your X accounts.

Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.

Trump claimed that DOGE has uncovered billions in “fraud, waste, and abuse.” However, no evidence has been provided, and all public fraud claims from both Elon Musk and Trump have been debunked as false.

To an oligarch all kyndenesse doth looke lyke waste

Me when climate surveys have open-ended questions and I'm full of rage and receipts

Reminder that while the “He Gets Us” ads pretend to be “inclusive”/care about everyone, up until 2024, the group that ran them (The Servant Foundation) donated over $60 million to an anti-abortion, anti-contraception, anti-LGBT rights conservative legal advocacy group (Alliance Defending Freedom).

If you see this, quote with a game you've played multiple times. Hey you...

I'm not watching the game but I hope Kendrick and Sza win

I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/jessplaysapa...

Between my job's continuing decline into hell and the government's implosion, my therapist is gonna make soooo much money off me this year

The Trump administration, along with Elon Musk’s staffers, has jeopardized the security of the C.I.A. by making employee names public—a move both illegal and dangerous. Current officials confirmed that the C.I.A. sent employee names to the OPM, complying with an executive order signed by Trump.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a mention of weight/weight loss in the office, I'd be retired by now

Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing? DON'T DO IT. If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT. Document, document, document. Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document

Me getting ready to go to the office to see what new horrors are in store

I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/jessplaysapa...

Here's my #januaryreads! I did start a third book in January but I'm only about halfway through it.

Thank you for your email, unfortunately I have fucking had it. - Best

I submitted to two acting agencies this week and I'm still waiting to hear from a couple auditions I went to recently I'm stresssssssed

We’re 12 days into this nightmare and I’m pretty sure that a couple singing a lullaby about Axolotls on TikTok just helped me avoid a panic attack

Have we tried putting *gestures vaguely* in rice yet?

If it were legal to fire you, they wouldn't put so much effort into getting you to resign voluntarily.

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.

Ugh this handbasket has like no leg room