jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
Writes romance and horror. Sometimes combines the two in a horrible romance. Gluten-free. May contain nuts.
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Always here for Matt Berry, although it nearly drove me insane trying to remember where I'd seen that lady before. She was on Inside No. 9, of course!
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Funny, he didn’t call the National Guard in Jan 6, 2021.
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This North Korea nonsense.
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Yeah, I think it's exactly that.
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It's absolutely gorgeous. You're very talented.
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Been following your posts on this one. It's so beautiful. That weird little face!
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Yep.
"Yeah, those things don't work together."
"Says who?"
"Everyone who's been doing this their whole lives."
*stares in idiot* "I'm innovating!"
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Yeah, they're savage beasts. They don't hassle so much in Porthleven, having abandoned direct tactics in favour of eyeballing you and edging closer and closer with every bite of your Cornish pasty. They're having that, and they want you to know it.
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I've spent my life surrounded by seagulls, but I didn't experience SEAGULLS until I went down to Cornwall. Those Atlantic gulls are the size of chickens, but if chickens were brilliant, thieving opportunists instead of delicious idiots.
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Same. I think you might need several advanced degrees in forensic psychology to even begin to wrap your head around that mess.
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They look like football boots and jelly sandals had a really upsetting baby. And then there's the sock situation
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I know the tiny butt caught in his throat draws focus, but WTF is going on with that fungus-looking ear? If I saw that in the wild I'd ask if they've seen their doctor.
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The ratio was everything I hoped it would be, and more
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I know, right? It was so on brand for him.
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That was a good time, especially when my binfire of a then-MP decided to join the cool kids resignation club at the very last minute. He was, and remains, a prick.
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Narrator: they were a cult
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And is also not a particularly great example of humanity.
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Maybe. If he's not too busy with Elon's niblings/siblings and his stepdaughter wife.
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Of course not. Art is a conversation between the author and the reader. If there's no human intelligence behind it then you may as well be trying to feed your soul by talking to a pop-up toaster.
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Don't know who Kate Seger is, but cannot wait to never read anything she couldn't be bothered to write.
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They even put the bus fares up. The one single, lonely useful thing that the previous shitshow did, and then along come Labour and get rid of that, too.