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Leftist poly cyborg queerdo with a side of feral muppet. Fashion, makeup, anarchy. They/them.
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New teas! Half the reason I buy these: the tins. #harneyandsons

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Gonna do the dishes by setting the sink on fire.

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You know how I know this isn’t the worst possible timeline? Because in the worst possible timeline we don’t have each other

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First two Daredevil: Born Again episodes are solid.

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Not even 10 am, and I’m already so tired.

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lousydrawingsforgoodpeople on IG.

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you love to see it in the city you live in #rva #richmondva

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This is James Harrison. Every 12 days he'd go to a hospital and donate his blood plasma. His plasma was extremely rare. He's credited with saving the lives of 2 million babies. Never asked for a Thank You or Money. A true hero. He died today at 88. Let me say it. Thank You.

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"In A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), Johnny Depp’s death scene used 500 gallons of fake blood—spilling so much it flooded the set and freaked out the crew. #HorrorFact #NightmareOnElmStreet #BloodyMess"

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just, painting my current vibes, like one does 🐍

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I will always think it’s funny when my dog farts while jumping up on to my bed. Always.

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I can only be kind to myself or be critical, and guess which one my brain chose for today. 😎👉👉

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I feel completely unprepared and unequipped to be a functioning adult, yet, here I am. 😎👉👉

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i need to save money this month but it’s so hard when you’re stupid

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One frustrating element to #dating: why match with me (sometimes on multiple apps) if you’re not going to respond to my message? I get that life happens + people don’t owe me their time, but I do find it odd. #polylife

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"Let's be who we are/And just love together with our one life/And they can all try/To catch up with our love in their own time." — #Bastille

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To battle today’s shitacular display of ennui, I’m taking some time for cozy gaming, peppermint tea, and listening to #Bastille’s "Mademoiselle & The Nunnery Blaze" on repeat. Hope y’all are dealing okay, too. 💘

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fabfeministart on IG

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Enjoyed a fun bonfire last night. 🔥

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PUT AWAY YOUR BATTLE AXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.

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Lumiere candle costume by candymakeupartist on IG 😍

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Start a trend!

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Things are so fucked right now, though I’ve found some pockets of joy…but the emotional whiplash is real. Hope y’all are holding up okay. 💘

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Needed a self-esteem boost, so my sides got the buzz.

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A Moment… #polaroid600

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Too much is changing.

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What’s your creative outlet?

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Needed a little treat, so I made hot cocoa.

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Maybe I’ll get artsy and make a wreath out of all of these employment rejection emails. #hireme

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I want a bee tattoo. 🐝

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"Burst at the seams, be what you dream and then take to the road." #frankturner

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I had a dream last night that I was a wizard captain (that is, a captain that was also a wizard) of a submarine, and had a torrid affair with a pirate.

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Someone, bring me some Doritos.

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I’m a sexy liability.

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#ootd

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Honestly, yeah. I used to never leave the house without makeup and a cute ‘fit.

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Learning "Eve & Parasise Lost" by #Bastille. #uke

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This is a really challenging time period…perhaps the hardest of my life, so far. So much is going on—internally and externally—and I’m finding it very difficult to catch my breath. But I’m still breathing.

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