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jessybot.bsky.social
Leftist poly cyborg queerdo with a side of feral muppet. Fashion, makeup, anarchy. They/them.
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Just finished #Hannibal. Holy shiiiiit.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence. This is a campaign of eradication. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...

submitted 13 hours ago • 482 comments

3 job opportunities coming up. Pleeeeease send me all of the vibes that one will work out. 🍀

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Twitter is down. Tesla stock is plummeting. SpaceX’s rocket imploded. All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.

submitted 15 hours ago • 775 comments

I made my bed today. Please applaud.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

🚨 Job Alert! 🚨 We’re hiring 3 full-time remote Hotline Operators! Join our team by mid-April with a salary of $63,000 plus benefits. Trans and non-binary people are strongly encouraged to apply. Application opens March 12 at 10am PT. Learn more and apply at translifeline.org/jobs.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like we’re all ghosts to someone, we just haunt people at different times. #existentialmondays

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Tomorrow, I’m going on a small trip to Baltimore with some friends. Looking forward to the aquarium + seeing my SIL and BIL! 💘

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

The thing is, I’m sometimes kinda stupid.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

History is so interesting.

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Actual scene from a self-taped submission that I’m doing for a job.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Y’all are stuck with my bullshit, whether you like it or not.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Bidets are pretty great.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

By @zeppelinmoonreal.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Tinder, the land of the clueless and lawless.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Today could’ve been very bad, but I leaned on my network, and I’m actually feeling pretty hopeful for the future. 💘

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 5 days ago • 1572 comments

Reminder this #IWD: there is no place in our movements for transphbia. trans women are real women. full stop.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"[The store was] selling Dorito Minis, and I was like, 'Bitch, that’s crumbs.'" — @cassidyb.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The world is exhausting.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My friends are so hot.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Enrichment. 🖍️

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

New teas! Half the reason I buy these: the tins. #harneyandsons

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna do the dishes by setting the sink on fire.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You know how I know this isn’t the worst possible timeline? Because in the worst possible timeline we don’t have each other

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

First two Daredevil: Born Again episodes are solid.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Not even 10 am, and I’m already so tired.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

lousydrawingsforgoodpeople on IG.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

you love to see it in the city you live in #rva #richmondva

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

This is James Harrison. Every 12 days he'd go to a hospital and donate his blood plasma. His plasma was extremely rare. He's credited with saving the lives of 2 million babies. Never asked for a Thank You or Money. A true hero. He died today at 88. Let me say it. Thank You.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

"In A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), Johnny Depp’s death scene used 500 gallons of fake blood—spilling so much it flooded the set and freaked out the crew. #HorrorFact #NightmareOnElmStreet #BloodyMess"

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

just, painting my current vibes, like one does 🐍

submitted 8 days ago • 32 comments

I will always think it’s funny when my dog farts while jumping up on to my bed. Always.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I can only be kind to myself or be critical, and guess which one my brain chose for today. 😎👉👉

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I feel completely unprepared and unequipped to be a functioning adult, yet, here I am. 😎👉👉

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

i need to save money this month but it’s so hard when you’re stupid

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment