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Still obsessed with the website of Patatas’ parent company, which do you think is their most expensive item: 1) Five-member polar bear choir 2) 17’ mechanical giraffe 3) Talking singing Nordic reindeer

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Pleased to report that you can pet the dog in Blue Prince

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Researching Patatas from Taskmaster, she doesn’t seem to be for sale at the moment but I did find the company that makes her and they also do an $8000 life-size mechanical bison

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idk how to tell rural americans who vote for republicans that the republican plan for those americans is to just get sick and die. it just is. that’s it. die and stop costing the country money, that’s money they think rich people should have.

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Every cut that the government makes to social services is effectively a tax on women. Because they're the ones who will be expected to fill in the gaps.

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It's incredible that neither the president nor VP was here. The politicization of all facets of American life is coming from the White House. No other American president would have failed to pay their respects. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

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this is the level of funding where all the possibilities for American politics that have been described as hyperbolic over the past decades - the comparisons to Nazi Germany and other nightmares of the 20th century - become logistically possible and politically likely

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It’s so important to have friends who enable you to be the insufferable ego monster you’d never be voluntarily, this post brought to you by my friend cueing up “On My Own” at karaoke yesterday and handing me the mic

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I understand why interviewers don’t respond with “exactly what did he say and when, please quote” (it’s because they suck and are bad at their jobs), but it’s incredible to contemplate how much these people would be undone by a single followup question

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I feel like I'm losing my mind. Here is the transcript of what Zohran Mamdani actually said about the phrase "globalize the intifada." This is his "refusal to disavow it." This is what has people terrified. Just fucking read it. Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...

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Along the lines of “Christians created the Antichrist and now that he’s here they love him,” it’s interesting to see how rapture imagery plays out during the Armageddon we’re actually getting

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A few folks have DM’d me abt the Frederick Douglass passage I excerpted at the rally. Here it is: “Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation, are people who want crops without ploughing the ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning; 1/

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Oh hell yeah this hotel room puts YouTube on the TV I’m watching @joshgondelman.bsky.social

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i don’t practice trans sharia i aint got no crystal ball

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So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?

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The difference between this and Nazi propaganda against Jews is that this is AI-generated.

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Pack the Court. If we are serious about the defense of these rights, we pack the Court. Simple as that. They pack it back, we pack it again. We do it until we reach consensus on long-term reforms to the judiciary. I don't know what it's going to take for people to get it.

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If your religion has to do this your religion is bad

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If you don't feel like listening to Kirsten Gillibrand's actual voice saying her racist, Islamophobic bullshit about Zohran yesterday, here's a transcript of the relevant bits: archive.is/z3AMc

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This, to me, is real mensch shit.

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Axios is wrong— he did not dodge the question, he answered it directly by saying he thinks Israel has a right to exist as a state with equal rights for all. If you think that's incompatible with it being a Jewish state then that's your problem.

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“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

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This is obviously absurd, insane, and unconstitutional and also in the current circumstances could work

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gonna go out on a limb and say that national newspapers having "U.S. JEWS" in headlines is rarely good news for U.S. Jews

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Checked in on this just in time to drive directly into someone’s house

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This post absolutely dominates my conception of Eric Adams. Any time he’s mentioned his quest to cook a leprechaun is at the forefront of my brain

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When’s Zohran’s birthday, I bet he could hold a parade that people would actually go to

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