i don’t practice trans sharia i aint got no crystal ball - ThreadSky

hex.ooo•7 hours ago

no dark woke memes in the classroom
transes, leave those kids alone

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minnesotanational.bsky.social•12 hours ago

side note: I was today years old when I learned that Santeria *is not* a Red Hot Chili Peppers song.

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khaoscat.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Both bands are socal music "What I Got" and "April 29, 1992" are a couple other good ones from Sublime

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minnesotanational.bsky.social•10 hours ago

"What I got," another song that I thought was the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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stephencanteven.bsky.social•10 hours ago

And Doin’ Time, my favorite 😎

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itativcs.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I just spit out my latte lmaooo

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bsattva.bsky.social•1 hour ago

I literally JUST redownloaded this record last night because I’d temporarily forgotten it existed.

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ob-in-nc.bsky.social•4 hours ago

🎶Trans Sharia,
I just joined dark woke Trans Sharia🎶

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p1d40n3.bsky.social•12 hours ago

The funny part is the Iran allows for transgender surgery and care (with tons of problems, but at least they're trying!)

What I'm saying here is that there IS trans sharia law, and one major interpretation of sharia comes down on the side of trans folks

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aaronaminer.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Wow! I didn't know

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nightpups.bsky.social•11 hours ago

That is a lot more intense than I was expecting.

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p1d40n3.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Trans sharia > the constitution

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fluffyobie.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Took me way to realize the Sublime reference. 😅

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probgobl.in•12 hours ago

And if they have a billion dollars
Then I'd, I'd tax it all!

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usuallyquietin.bsky.social•11 hours ago

😂💯

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kaitensatsuma.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Trans Sharia? Naw

Just The French Revolution, but here, and done right.

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spenceinaustin.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Trans Sharia Railroad would be a great band name.

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delmar0donnell.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Lol

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vagrantguru.bsky.social•12 hours ago

"Well I have a million dollars and I'll keep it all!"

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arrozconpollo44.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I mean I'll hook up with a guy on top of an American flag if it will help. He has to be cute though I need to draw a line.

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notquietmodemd.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Ain’t got a billion bitcoins, but I'd, I'd hodl it all
If I could find that Chaya and that Adam that she's found
Well, I'd pronoun-fatwah her & gender-jihad em all

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ianboudreau.com•12 hours ago

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gifsmooth.bsky.social•12 hours ago

If I had a million dollars I'd
I'd trans you all

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paulbenson.bsky.social•1 hour ago

I haven’t laughed that hard in like a whole month. 🤣 Someone PLEASE do this whole song on video.

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whowhatnow56.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I was going to make this exact joke but you beat me to it. Bravo 👏

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taittheterrific.bsky.social•12 hours ago

“I had a million genders but I-
… I spent them all!”

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gregkosh.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I was trapped in a man's body so i
removed my balls

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erasecar.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Trans Sharia Orchestra’s new album is gonna rule.

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marciaclearwater.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Please, give us the rest of the lyrics!

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somegaveall.bsky.social•12 hours ago

If I had a million dollars

Just kidding, they’ve stole it all (the rich)

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stephencanteven.bsky.social•11 hours ago

What the fuck is he saying? I read it like five times.

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jameslyden.com•12 hours ago

Well I had a million dollars but I, I had to give it to Cuomo because otherwise he would have thought I didn't like him and I didn't want to be on his bad side, see, but I was really with you people all along...

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amenic.bsky.social•12 hours ago

And if I had a million dollars I'd burn it all!

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marontheweb.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Please get Weird Al to make this track. This is objectively a thing we need.

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connerw0309.bsky.social•3 hours ago

He's on Bluesky too! @alyankovic.bsky.social!

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boubayaga.bsky.social•1 hour ago

I don't practice trans sharia bc I'm already really fucking good at it!

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iisawell.bsky.social•9 hours ago

But if I had a million Zoran’s I could… see it all!

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kidbackwards.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Bradley knew well, but not enough..

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thinkyparts.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I kinda hate that I instantly got that joke.

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georgemeaney.bsky.social•12 hours ago

This just in: Adam Lehrer is a fucking idiot.

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wessoman.bsky.social•11 hours ago

"I don't practice Trans Sharia,
I will not cut off your cis balls
I just wanna be respected
Just like the rest of you all"

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comraderobot.bsky.social•12 hours ago

ope this account beat me by 30 minutes. im not deleting but i am sharing the love lol

https://bsky.app/profile/danfromdc.bsky.social/post/3lskl54nkd22h

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mikebr.bsky.social•11 hours ago

you got a second line it's good

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restingangryface.bsky.social•12 hours ago

You still earn a like and follow. Bravo!

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comraderobot.bsky.social•12 hours ago

ty ty

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ciarasdiary.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I’m sorry for posting this here I’m trying to find community support 🥺

I can literally verify everything if needed. I’m wiling to work also

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joans-walkman.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I had a million pronouns but I
I spent it all

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joans-walkman.bsky.social•12 hours ago

or something I don't know how to make the pronouns work

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skywitches.net•11 hours ago

I gufFAWED until i choked

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jessereed78.bsky.social•12 hours ago

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sturdymcsturdy.bsky.social•12 hours ago

If I had a million dollars I'd give it to the dolls...

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imacopyouidiot.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Cuomo PACs had 25 million dollars
and they blew it all

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fullobacon.bsky.social•11 hours ago

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johnnyz.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Trans sharia don’t like it,
Rock in the casbah

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hagenengler.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Don’t need a billion dollars to buy… City Hall!

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bobochimpan.bsky.social•11 hours ago

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ericleitzen.bsky.social•12 hours ago

"Oh no they are asking me to be polite THIS IS ORWELLS NIGHTMARE BOO HOO HOO"

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charloh.online•12 hours ago

well I had a million moots but
I scammed em all

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ejseader.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Well I had a million dollars but I spent it all…on healthcare for my friends and neighbors and defense of my immigrant friends and neighbors…

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willgreenwald.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I don't say this often, but that joke was sublime.

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haemaker.hae.com•12 hours ago

Trans sharia? I barely knew them!

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bethbug74.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Omg they are such losers

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esquiring.bsky.social•12 hours ago

underrated skeet.

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ellaguro.bsky.social•12 hours ago

honestly a huge lyrical improvement

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publichealthguy1.bsky.social•12 hours ago

better flag this for the chief @katie.bzky.team

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katie.bzky.team•12 hours ago

lmfao

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womplestiltskin.bsky.social•12 hours ago

well i had a billion dollars but they, they taxed it all

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platypu5.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Nice quote from Sublime 🙂

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vatrueandblue.bsky.social•11 hours ago

It’s like they are not even trying any more to make sense
Let’s create words so we can feed this and our angry followers have something ELSE to write on protest signs or something

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thelastdruid.bsky.social•11 hours ago

If I had a million Oreos
I’d share them all!

(Y’know? I’d hate to waste the noms)

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paddywolfe.bsky.social•11 hours ago

where in his strange transphobic little brain did he come up with such a great band name?

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