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he/him | vancouver, bc | candidate for ordination #UCCan | silly boi | 🌈 ✝️ 🐻 | methodist | lover of 🚂✈️ 🚎 | my brand is kinda all over the place
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I’m so embarrassed to be from the United States.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

What is wrong with Senate Democrats? There is a five-alarm Article I constitutional crisis. No votes. No attending joint session Trump speeches. No normal operations at all until all the illegal stealing of Congress’ authority stops. Why is this so hard?

submitted 20 hours ago • 43 comments

so I’m too old to drink coffee at 3pm because…I’m wide awake 12 hours later 😑

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

I don’t understand why I’m so depressed, doc… all I did was wake up, open my phone, and scroll through roughly 200 new atrocities happening around me in real time before I even get out of bed 😔 it’s a mystery

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

bears that’s it, that’s the skeet

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

I absolutely don’t have time to make a podcast and I simply think the governor of California should be at least as busy as me

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

marriott bonvoy sending me ritz carlton promos i don’t think you get my financial status

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

moving into a building with a gym and wondering who’s gonna teach me to use it

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

ate so much cheese

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

mood of the day open.spotify.com/track/4ZkY6W...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

church doors wide open, blasting Relient K--this is the life

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Proof you don't have to be a jackass and bend the knee to the powerful. Fuck em up, Pedro.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Seeing a cackling goose today would solve all my problems

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

maturing is realizing that salsa verde is almost always better

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

For those who haven’t seen this MASTERPIECE in person yet, it is meant to be viewed from 3 angles: From below: map of CTA network From side: picture of bus From front: picture of train

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

“The French resistance…”

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

High school vs now

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the problem with poutine is…if it were in front of me, I would just eat it constantly it’s perfect, no notes

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

To: [email protected] Thank you, DOGE, for the inquiry. Last week at work, I did the following: 1. Tumbled out of bed 2. Stumbled to the kitchen 3. Poured myself a cup of ambition 4. Yawned and stretched and tried to come to life 5. Jumped in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Hot sauce or salsa is so important on a taco or burrito or sope or etc not because of the heat or flavor it adds but because you need the acidic vinegar to balance the fat of the beans and meat. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

submitted 6 days ago • 41 comments

every day

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

NO KINGS, ONLY TRAINS is a pretty great 2028 slogan for anyone who wants it

submitted 8 days ago • 59 comments

trying to be pastoral in the instagram dms, but wow catholic theobros are so sure of themselves q

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

and free flights for life then i’m fine with this

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Go (or abide) in peace, and pray for me, a sinner.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i don’t need liberated from my government thank you

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

him rapping is a balm for my soul 😂

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 11 days ago • 605 comments

eddie murphy as tracy morgan that’s it, that’s the skeet

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | I WRITE FOR | | THE RELIGION | | NEWS SERVICE | | NOT THE | | RELIGIOUS NEWS | | SERVICE | | ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_ | (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

not to be that person but it’s Delta Air Lines not Delta Airlines

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments