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all tweets my own except the offensive ones which are your mums mostly going on about #pompey ⚽️ #eagles 🏈 cats and colouring in
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Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

submitted 73 days ago • 1236 comments

#pompey back to being utter shit 😩🫠

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Why is Derby’s stadium empty? Are they protesting against the owners or something? #pompey

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

The Portsmouth Fan Starter Pack has been updated 💙 Repost if you want to be added to the pack! go.bsky.app/Sg2d5rK

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

Way too many Man Utd games on prime time / televised slots. They’ve been irrelevant and mediocre for 10 years + and offer zero entertainment from footballing perspective imo

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Millwall at home rearranged for my birthday week 🎉🎉 #pompey #silverlinings

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Cooper DeJawn is absolutely outrageous btw #eagles

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

We are THE Birds 😏

submitted 85 days ago • 29 comments

😻😻😻

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Change their name as many times as you like but they will always be the redskins 😭😭😭

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Compounds how shit having all these international breaks for a made up tournament are.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Pitch inspection 11am. #Pompey

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Last play of the game. Steelers Hail Mary, #Browns defense bats the ball. Cleveland wins. A snowball fight and snow angel celebration follows.

submitted 95 days ago • 27 comments

OMG stop analysing Bluesky and just shitpost, will you? FFS.

submitted 94 days ago • 39 comments

Facts

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Nigel Farage’s anti-WHO campaign has link to nicotine products industry

submitted 96 days ago • 31 comments

I encourage you all to promote your shit. Promote it daily. Promote it frequently. Promote it because you like doing it. The fact that our social networks got us out of this habit is a reflection on how bad they were, not that you were doing anything bad.

submitted 105 days ago • 9 comments

Ok I haven’t ’deleted my twitter account’ but I’ve deleted the apps. And don’t think I’ve ever bothered to log in on browser. It’s so nice and calm in here 👋

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve already been at war for a while by stealth /proxy but this is a big escalation imo

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments