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mostly going on about #pompey ⚽️ #eagles 🏈 cats and colouring in
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Lovely stuff, although hope they keep him back a bit longer to be sure
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I hate you (not really)
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Thank you 🙏 as an English fan of your sport
See also:
‘Defenced’ / defended
‘Normalcy’ / normality
‘Optionality’ / options
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No way, that sounds like other peoples problems 🤷♂️
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I really hate how subjective they’ve made so many rules. IMO catch rule is so much more consistent if it is just keep ball from touching ground and get two feet in etc
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Do you know what Hinkie is up to at the moment? 🤙📞
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Has he done a road game yet? I feel that’s the only way to unjinx
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Looked so unprepared in every phase. Mousinho suggesting on sky first half wasn’t a disaster and we were a bit unlucky? No mate
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Feels like you should be accompanied by a guardian for tv slots idk
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I know there’s been 5 goals but it’s like a league one game
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Mousinho saying bringing in a forward is not a priority is crazy to me. We have zero forwards who have proven they can consistently score at this level, as well as the injuries
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Day trippers and boomers 😂😂
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Just looking looks like they posted it on FB and nowhere else 🥴🥴
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Probably a lot of people going to website for Xmas shopping atm as well amongst other things so might have seen they were up
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When is the Netflix series coming out
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That’s shocking
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Arguably as soon as he was sacked coach should have called time out
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That mesh double move in first half was 💦
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Guinness is the only way out of these situations for me, or a cuppa tea lol
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It’s not luck when there’s this much of a pattern. They can defend the training ground and staff and I expect them to, but feels like they need an external party to evaluate in the summer.
So many re injuries and training /rehab injuries
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Can someone please fix him now, I’m not ready to cope with this
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Kerning matters
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Such a brutal injury he was playing so well and any succes this team might be primed for you would want him to be there 😭
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I think this is called ‘being a cat’ tbh
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🙏🙏
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It’s really dreadful
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I love me some Jason Kelce but must admit I’m getting to saturation point atm. Maybe he dials down some of the other stuff
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Aspirational living
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Full hibernation SZN
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I love that I’m back to looking at a chronological list of things I want to look at. Should be good for sport once everyone’s on here