jfarbzz.bsky.social
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Nah that was already Uptown Funk
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You’re welcome for the caption Dave, now please don’t bury my family
(People not in your Discord will have no idea what this means)
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Washington Coughmanders
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A friend of mine is involved politically in our neighborhood, he asked me to participate as well
I’m considering it
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This is a wild sentence out of context 😅
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Something big that I’m prioritizing this year is doing what’s in my power to make my life better: I just joined a gym, I’m starting to volunteer at a local animal shelter, and I just had a conversation with my boss about how to move up at my company and get promoted
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Should be Sam La Score-ta
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Would he be a blacksmith then
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I still can’t believe how much this post from the old hellsite blew up
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JOJ
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I mean to be fair, Lizzo and DaBaby’s downfalls were self-inflicted
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Are these in any particular order? I feel like usually you number them and it’s easier to keep track of how many there are
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This is exactly like this drawing you made last season (the Giants won this game but you posted it anyway lol)
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:( I was hoping this would make the list proper, one of my favorite songs of the year
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lowkey my favorite detour names like this is innuendo
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…huh?
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That plus it’s basically a fusion of False Alarm by The Weeknd and Physical by Dua Lipa, two songs that deserved to be huge
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Yeah but it goes hard Mark
Source: just heard it at a party
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Wait where did you say that- bsky.app/profile/thed...
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oh lol
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On the other hand your viral Lucky Charms bag tweet was worth it right
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Listen this is MY holiday and I love puns, I have to
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Actually I have a better one
The Hebrew word for gift is “matana”
Now, what team was the first boot in franchise history?
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WAIT I GOT IT
Miracle in Hebrew is “neis,” which rhymes with “race”
The Amazing Neis!
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I can’t think of anything either and I’m Jewish like there has to be SOMETHING
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I’ve not even kidding when I say I’ve been waiting to make this joke for months
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Merry Karishmas
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I don’t know what my top 10 would be but I know what my #1 is
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…lets try not to remember what actually happened at the Brandenburg Gate though 😬
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The fact this was filmed just months before the Cubs won their first World Series in 108 years while the Red Sox got swept out of the playoffs is just (chef’s kiss)
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Thand Greft Auto
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It also reminds me of “A Bar Song (Tipsy)” in a way, like an artist most people hadn’t heard of getting their big break with a really good song, thanks to being featured on a mainstream artist’s album
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This is going to be the Escapism of 2025, mark my words
It even debuted on the charts around the same time of year
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Clock hit zeros with the Chiefs losing but they get one untimed down because a defender threw his helmet off before the play ended, allowing them to kick a game-winning field goal
…wait, that happened 20 years ago
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And you ridiculed me for going to the Rangers game instead, well guess what THEY’RE winning
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One of these albums currently has a song on the Bubbling Under charts thanks to TikTok virality 👀
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spoken like a man who is cited on the Wikipedia page for shitposting
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I feel like such a fucking nerd that the first time I heard the song I thought he was referencing the Dallas Stars
granted it dropped right in the middle of the Stanley Cup playoffs around the time they were playing the Oilers in the Western Conference Finals, but still
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LILY THE AT&T GIRL HAS AN ACTUAL NAME????
(jk I knew that lmao)
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Honestly it reminds me of a segment of this video adult swim released, the part that goes “you killed a man, what have you done?” and then it was like “well actually he was the most evil person ever!” youtu.be/nnNjmqjrgCo?...
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The intro to Like That just started playing in my head but polkafied and I need it
Also this is the best video to come out of the beef, for a very specific moment and I’m sure you know which one youtu.be/sXmUBlsR_tQ?...
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Can you please say something like "and this week, it's Kend-wicked" in your intro lmao
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Nice