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Leading online PDX weather model hypeman. I also post about sports and chess and my posts are my own and not representative of my employer (Arbys)
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my brain every time I read an MLS article saying "sunday night soccer presented by continental tire"

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There's a SKC fan down bad in the youtube comments trying to say the Timbers suck. I feel like genuinely sorry for the guy. As a fan of a team who sucks pretty regularly I'd like to think I can see it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

AOC: I was watching earlier today on TV, someone was saying, “Why are AOC and Bernie going to Idaho?” I’ll give you one simple answer: It’s because you matter

submitted 2 days ago • 423 comments

Strong moment from AOC’s speech in Utah

submitted 3 days ago • 436 comments

Seeing a decent amount of criticism towards da costa and I'd like to see him finish better but I think his effort on both sides of the ball and his ability to bring it forward 60 yards at a time is critically underrated for this team.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I just assumed everyone named Kevin speaks fluent english so that was a little disorientating

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Really good win from the Timbers. Little ugly on defense but beating a bad team on the road is necessary for a good squad.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

PANTS PANTS PANTS

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bravo gonna be sent to t2 for that

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The Timbers have now had 273 braces without a hat trick

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Jona!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

SKC defending just in shambles giving up 60 yard uncontested runs

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

SKC is so bad lol

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

YUSSSS

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

WE ARE ON H***** WATCH

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

EZ

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Never a chance we get a review there it's the Timbers

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We seem to have no problems breaking SKC lines and advancing the ball but we're getting beat over the top a lot and our defending looks a little shaky

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ahhh the ol paneka dick grab celly a real classic

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Stupid lunging challenge there. Poor defense so far.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

WE ARE ON H***** WATCH

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Kinda unlucky but little too much standing there

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ayala! The short corner works!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Big test for the Timbers today - outside of their dead cat bounce win last week SKC has been TERRIBLE. Bravo is in the doghouse so deep with Phil it's crazy.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

mmmmm maybe my under 2.5 goals bet for austin/vancouver isn't gonna hit

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

On another day when the judiciary is complicit in fascism we wear our colors

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My post about the loaner car stopping at idle did numbers for some reason and now the non joke getters have logged on and are offering helpful solutions curse this site.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

it's really fun to search price quotes for labor or repairs for your house or auto on reddit threads from like 6 years ago where someone is saying they were quoted half of what you just got quoted today and most of the thread is like that's a fucking ripoff dude you're getting fucked.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Kind of crazy that an entire online right wing media empire was built out of what they called free speech suppression at college campuses and now their govt is just deporting or disappearing people who express support for Palestine.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

dealership broke my car during maintenance so I got a brand new loaner and it does that auto turn off shit at idle boy that really triggers me after a life of shit cars that you had to feed gas to at a stoplight in order to avoid it stalling out

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Stranger: the trees in your yard are so beautiful! Me: yeah yeah the incredible fucking majesty don't you love spring *gets rake out again*

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

It can't be overstated how much Trump just bases his policies on things he sees on TV

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I would rather watch my own autopsy

submitted 7 days ago • 59 comments

Weeks of right wing folks on national media struggling to talk about why these made sense and saying oh we're getting ripped off badly we're gonna fix all this just for Trump to say nm jk maybe we'll pump and dump it again in 3 months.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

*taps the sign*

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty healthy squall line i5 right now moving N/NE

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

The stock market shit is weird it's a real fucking shame we hard wired capital like that directly into everyone's retirement. Biden administration shows just how much when things go great for the markets it doesn't mean shit for regular people but when it goes bad it's bad for everybody.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

? lol they had one shot on goal. I guess it is hard to choose since basically nothing happened. Surman was solid again.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

One of the great benefits of protest is to give people hope: to remind us that there are more of us than them, that a small disobedience for some today will allow them a greater disobedience tomorrow.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

It says a lot about us that we make the home team look that rattled about the counter that they just park the bus.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment