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scratchbomb.bsky.social • 4 days ago

I would rather watch my own autopsy

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Watch Ed Sheeran and Jimmy Fallon Cover Chappell Roan in N.Y. Subway Disguised as Emo Duo ‘Frat Poison’

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jayvsevildead.bsky.social•4 days ago

I would rather perform my own autopsy.

basilmai.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'd rather conduct my own autopsy

themmqd.bsky.social•4 days ago

Stealing this for sure.

nancygnynj.bsky.social•4 days ago

harsh

donknottsthoughts.bsky.social•4 days ago

That’s a 50 year old man

thatguywasfly.bsky.social•4 days ago

yes or better yet, Fallon's autopsy

decapitalize.bsky.social•4 days ago

Jimmy Fallon. Ugh. Just like Merv Griffen. Has to insert himself into everything.

billy158.bsky.social•4 days ago

Or actual rat poison

bubbanyarlathotep.bsky.social•3 days ago

They got the poison part right.

noncompliant.bsky.social•4 days ago

Counterpoint : don’t.

drobertsimg.bsky.social•4 days ago

I would rather perform my own vivisection.

girltalk.bsky.social•4 days ago

U get it.

flightrisk51.bsky.social•4 days ago

Kentucky Man
Declared Brain
Dead Wakes
During Organ
Harvesting

flightrisk51.bsky.social•4 days ago

My favorite headline of 2024...for some reason?

troppypop.bsky.social•3 days ago

You know what this queer, woman-empowering music needs? Straight white men!! /s

fragboner.bsky.social•4 days ago

Same bleh why are they both dressed like skrillex

tlf5foot8.bsky.social•4 days ago

Relax. It’s all in fun

davidkister.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂

ejdavis.bsky.social•4 days ago

@rfranks.bsky.social

joedisano.bsky.social•4 days ago

i’d rather swim in a pool of vomit

dollaryydoos.bsky.social•4 days ago

Cursed timeline.

susannajarian.bsky.social•4 days ago

Chef’s kiss

mattkindzee.bsky.social•3 days ago

Jimmy Fallon seems like a nice guy and all but he's the death of joy

nabalkattu.bsky.social•4 days ago

The lack of talent boils out of the speakers in an acrid cloud

chibiufo.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ewwwww

olslaps.bsky.social•4 days ago

it's been a rough year

stinkyswampbeast.bsky.social•3 days ago

The only thing jimmy fallon should host is a parasite. -Mike Stoklasa

kagedbird.bsky.social•4 days ago

""""Disguised"""""

bernardsweb.net•4 days ago

Fallon!
Falloff!

paulus007.bsky.social•4 days ago

Are they doing formation Roy Orbison or something?

venitob24.bsky.social•4 days ago

No they aren't and if they did, that would be a disgrace to Roy Orbison's memory.

anddar.bsky.social•4 days ago

I would rather eat my own face.

americantype.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2TNI85hidHU

ihavelego.bsky.social•4 days ago

Jokes aside, I would actually be pretty interested to watch my own autopsy

rosymaplemothra.bsky.social•4 days ago

I tried to get my doctor to record my surgery (it was an open surgery of the abdomen) or at least take pictures but he refused cause he thought that would break a person. I did get one picture of my tumor from inside though so that was neat.

ihavelego.bsky.social•4 days ago

“Break a person” lol but doc what about the absolute sickos tho

final2-final.bsky.social•4 days ago

same. my first craniotomy was recorded, always thought it would be a good backdrop for a halloween party

ihavelego.bsky.social•4 days ago

Omg that sounds incredible

pdxreigns.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yeah....that's gonna be a no from me dawg.

admiral-monke.bsky.social•4 days ago

May God have mercy on us all

vealllc.bsky.social•4 days ago

logrolling dweebs

berserkercoach.bsky.social•4 days ago

Tom Sawyer: Respect!

petecroatto.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh it’s poison, alright.

durruticalm.bsky.social•4 days ago

fuck Jimmy Fallon. Talentless dweeb who normalized Trump on TV

nissmax.bsky.social•4 days ago

😅

taybaylor.bsky.social•4 days ago

nature is healing 🙏

blazinbev.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oops I cringed so hard my face is now inside out

wrobertswriter.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hahahahaha

marquismorse.bsky.social•4 days ago

may i quote you on this

randymiller.bsky.social•4 days ago

I saw a video of him singing a parody of Lola by the Kinks with Kevin Bacon and the entire joke was just “these aren’t the real words”, like the concept of a parody was all they had. And one of the rhymes was lifted from the Weird Al parody from 40 years ago.

millheim.com•4 days ago

Is there a Fallon filter for bsky

thesix.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s called ‘he was bullied the fuck outta here’ for good reason.

millheim.com•4 days ago

Those were good times back then!

puppetnews.bsky.social•4 days ago

Shit, I'd get that Neurolink chip TODAY if I could block Jimmy Fallon from my memories.

scot-f.bsky.social•4 days ago

That lede gave me cancer.

jonestowncrier.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'd rather watch my own vivisection

Your way implies an out of body experience which is still cool

extinctionbeliever.bsky.social•4 days ago

Cannot stand Fallon

venitob24.bsky.social•4 days ago

Cannot stand Ed Sheeran.

badgero.bsky.social•4 days ago

i'm more ok with sheeran but that boris johnson hair has to go

riz4robot.bsky.social•4 days ago

I felt similar but not that severe

i was just like pass

dougers00.bsky.social•4 days ago

But Jimmy's soooo cool!

Not...

vegemouse.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’d kill myself if I had to spent more than 20 minutes in a room with Jimmy Fallon.

jonpennington.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don't know. I have to respect somebody who piles up so many layers of cringe that it practically becomes a cringe cronut.

venitob24.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is as shit and more boring as a Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande collab. Oh I hope that never happens.

schugi.bsky.social•4 days ago

You’re minding your own business trying to get on your subway in NYC and Jimmy Fallon is badly disguised singing a terrible song directly in your face.

junkhead.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’d rather watch my mailman’s vasectomy.

shivvy.bsky.social•4 days ago

idk why but u need @justokonline.bsky.social

justokonline.bsky.social•4 days ago

How dare you

shivvy.bsky.social•4 days ago

lol i shared for the clap baaaaack it made me tee hee

justokonline.bsky.social•4 days ago

Okay, fair. After Jimmy Fallon got run off this site, I don’t think posting him on here should be permissible.

shivvy.bsky.social•4 days ago

dang. tough but fair. you didn’t know me then but i’ve detested him for so long I felt like it was implied

justokonline.bsky.social•4 days ago

Same. The fact he faced absolutely zero repercussions from that magazine expose still burns me up.

suburban-vampire.bsky.social•4 days ago

The worst kind of drunk is an asshole drunk.

Why hasn't Jimmy been fucking fired like 10 years ago? Guy's a charisma vacuum who ruins most of his interviews with awkward laughter and being himself.

marissarowan.bsky.social•3 days ago

As a Detroit Lions fan, I'd rather be tackled by Aiden Hutchinson without pads at full force. And seriously, at this point... that's how awful Jimmy Fallon's musical capabilities are.

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