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As a gay kid I felt I was carrying around a secret that could come bursting out of my chest at any moment. That’s why this Pride month I’m partnering with the good folks at Weyland-Yutani to-

Campaign roundup: Oops, they did it again - what is it with drivers of pro-Kraft trucks and basic traffic rules? www.universalhub.com/2025/campaig... #Boston #Roslindale #elections2025

Oink bitch

This is the only meme you need.

once again I must tap my own sign

Not now sweetie Mommy’s experiencing schadenfreude

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

2021: There is no AI, you're doing your own laundry. 2023: CEOs are saying that AI is coming and will do your laundry. 2025: There is AI. You're still doing your own laundry. 2027: You're doing the AI's laundry.

If I can be real for a moment, what frightens me most right now is that David Brooks is more upset about Trump-Musk than many, maybe most, liberal pundits and Democratic leaders are.

I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time

a PSA A balaclava is what ICE agents wear to hide their identities as they engage in shameful Gestapo-like activities for which they should, in fact, be shunned from society A baklava is a delicious layered pastry treat Confusing one for the other could lead to comical misunderstandings

Don't be alarmed by the sound of gunfire or howitzers downtown today www.universalhub.com/2025/dont-be... #Boston #AncientAndHonorable #boom

I must not quote dunk. quote dunking is the mind-killer. Quote dunking is the promotion bad take havers want. I will block the take haver. I will permit it to disappear. And when it has gone I will turn no eye to see its path. Where the quote dunk would be there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

A whole mood

Confronted later with criticism of this quote, Vance shrugged it off: “It is what it is. I aim at the stars, but sometimes I hit London.”

PERMABAN William Gaddis Charged With Murder in Killings of 2 Israeli Embassy Aides. https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=195206

Hey #PlantSky (that's a thing, right?) I currently have custody of my Oma's germanium. She's been gone sixteen years and it's been plugging along (in my dad's care) but it's looking…less than healthy. Is there anything I can do to make it happier?

The original Tyler helicopter camera mount. Before the fancy remote head gyro stabilized toys we have now, they’d just hang you out the side with this bad boy! Incredible engineering and perfect balance lets you move it around effortlessly. Beautiful bit of film history

Globe journalism was never meant to be a permanent obstacle to someone’s success, with the worst decisions and moments in regular people’s lives accessible by a few keystrokes for the rest of time. Fresh Start aims to empower all people who want to start over.

You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).

“Well, Senator, I see the Constitution as kind of like a puppy. An excitable, untrained puppy that’s starting to really get on my nerves.”

my “not the gestapo” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt and if you don’t stop asking them, i’ll have you disappeared.

I have this saved as a shortcut on my phone on purpose: "This is your regular reminder that cops lie. They lie reflexively, offensively, unnecesarily & even when easily disproved. Cops lie." DHS, CBP, ICE, ATF, DEA, FBI, whoever they are, honesty doesn't reside in their bodies.

Here's hoping that Bsky can rally together as one to make @gemini.botsky.social the most blocked account on the platform.

I'm feeling fat, and sassy! (This is seriously a masterpiece of animation. And it makes me feel old.)

Surely if even one living person has a problem with this, CBS would put it in the newspaper but they did not so everyone alive must actually be super cool with what is possibly one of the scariest things I've heard today & I heard a bunch of scary things already www.cbsnews.com/news/icahn-m...

Okay, but Louisiana creole genealogy facebook just started pulling out two hundred years of the new Pope's whole family records back to Saint Domingue, in case you thought Chicago was going to be insufferable alone.

how did I make six hours of Chicago pope jokes without getting to YOOOOUUUUR PAPAL BULLLLLLS

MIT researchers crack an eggistential question news.mit.edu/2025/mit-eng...

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment