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No. I'm not interested in your crypto scam. No, I'm not interested in being catfished by some young floozy. No, I don't have social media as a vector for you to try to con me. If you try to, I WILL waste your time. I feast on your pain.
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Dear News: you need to stop giving Rump Admin officials airtime. They're all dumb morons, in over their heads. The stuff they say is nonsensical. Fill the airtime with cartoons. It's a better use of our time. #MAGA #Fascist #Morons

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Proud he was a Minnesota Viking!

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Remember air travel before #Trump appointed the moron #SeanDuffy as the Secretary of Transportation, before 5 crashes in 3 weeks? Good times... Good times... #MAGA

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As a Minneapolis resident with very limited flight options, when I see #Delta CEO Ed Bastion and his perpetually blasé attitude acting all "No Big Deal" after a fucking plane crash with the plane rolling over and catching fire, it's not calming. "We all did our jobs" isn't comforting. Fuck you, Ed

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Wow. You just never miss an opportunity to get your face in front of a camera, do you. I bet you wish there was a streaming service about shooting dogs in the face, don't you? "KillMutt, hosted by Kristi Noem, sponsored by FreshPet" #ICEBarbie www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

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Just remembered: Andy Kaufman was never funny. I said what I said.

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In case you're wondering why I quit as a Republican 20 years ago and became a registered Democrat, look no farther than the mind-boggling clusterfuck the US Government has become in just a couple weeks. Republicans have become so nuts about Jesus and stupidity that they're lousy human beings. #FOTUS

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So, that "State's Rights" thing that you guys always harp on? That's out the window now? Starting to feel a little fascisty out there! #FOTUS www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

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Hey, @fotus: just came from the grocery store. A dozen eggs, nearly 6 bucks. That seems higher. Am I wrong? Are you fucking up President Musk's Presidential legacy?

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So good to see Trump paying rapt attention to President Musk #PresidentMusk

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aaaaand, that's one shitty call on the Chiefs favor #SuperBowl

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Good. MN Republicans doing stupid stuff instead of governing. Lisa DeMuth is an idiot www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

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Hey, Congresspeople and Senators: AGAIN, DO YO' DAMN JOBS!

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I don't understand your strategy, Mango-Man: We put a greater tariff on our best allies (Canada and Mexico), a lesser tariff on our "existential enemy" (China), and then you delay the tariff on the country that is actually the vector for the Fentanyl. Whaaaa....?? finance.yahoo.com/news/live/li...

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Hey Marge, why do you hate America so? Do you ever do anything positive in your life? www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

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The Schadenfreude begins: all the Trade Associations that supported the Mangolomaniac are apoplectic that he just did what he promised to do every dang day of the campaign: tariffs. Huh. Are you also shocked every morning when the sun rises in the East? #Tariffs #TuckFrump

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Hey, #ColumbiaSportwear! Someone in Marketing should take more care in spelling your own name! Columiba? Seriously?

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Dear "News": You got a lot of damn gall to call yourselves News. 24/7 coverage of a plane crash with literally nothing new from minute to minute. Do we really need interview after interview of people who once flew a Blackhawk or a CRJ for their uninformed opinions? Go lay down by your dish!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Almost time to leave work, go get some groceries, and pick me up a dozen of those $2 a dozen eggs! Maybe I'll stop and get a tankful of $0.99 per gallon gas, too!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The world is about to change. Before I can start to face those changes I want to say "THANK YOU" Mr. President and Madam Vice President. You brought fairness and decency back to the people's house. I will always be proud of voting for each of you!

submitted 34 days ago • 139 comments

So long, Democracy. It's been fun!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Someone please explain to Minnesota House Republicans the difference between "more" and "enough".

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Warnings, Warnings, Warnings were everywhere…

submitted 35 days ago • 8 comments

...because of course he did. By all means, let's honor the honorless crap pile instead of the decent human being. #GonnaBeALong4Years www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

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It's not that I'm not thrilled to see the @goldengophersports.bsky.social win the Dukes Mayo Bowl... But I've never even heard of @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social Is Duke's Mayo really a thing? #NeverHeardOfIt

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

So, this has been bothering me: If posts on Twitter were Tweets, And posts on Xitter (Shitter) are Shits, Are posts on BlueSky... Bleats?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

It's always exciting when we sing a bill into law. Especially if they use rich harmonies and a totally acoustic band. #wcco

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Makers of Indestructible Dog Toys. You can stop. A concrete block isn't safe in the jaws of Gus the Mutt. That is all.

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