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No. I'm not interested in your crypto scam. No, I'm not interested in being catfished by some young floozy. No, I don't have social media as a vector for you to try to con me. If you try to, I WILL waste your time. I feast on your pain.
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I'm an old, fat, Minesota white guy. I want to see more of these candidates. We've had our run. I think we fucked up the world enough. It's time for all of old people to step down and step aside for younger people. I wish I lived in NYC so I could vote for him. #Mamdani www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

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Too soon? Too soon to call out you violent religious extremists on your hateful rhetoric? When you were, within 12 hours trying to characterize Boelter as a Marxist. When he is one of you? Fuck all the way off #MNGOP. #MAGA #Minnesota #nutjobs #Hortmann #RIP #RIPower www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

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Clown show, getting us into World War III. #MAGA #MORONS #ByeByeNobel

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Why are people so surprised that this wingnut flipped his lid? He's an Evangelical nut. They're the ones who always lose their shit. I'm more surprised he apparently made it to 57 years old without being arrested for religion-induced dumbfuckery. #MAGA #Evangelical www.yahoo.com/news/know-mi...

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We all know that Trump is pissed at Harvard because he couldn't get in there. I'd bet, although there is no way to prove it, that Wharton would love to find a way to revoke his degree because he clearly slept through his Economics classes. #Trump #Harvard #Wharton #MAGA #DumbFuck

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Ah, remember those halcyon days, when America stood for something? Honor. Dignity. #Crime #Grift #Trump #Felon www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

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Tell me again that the Trump Administration isn't racist? #BlackHistory #MAGA #Racists www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

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#PopeLeoXIV finally said it. Catholicism is about knowing, loving, & serving the Lord. Any deviation ~ is not following the teachings of the church. #SheShed

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What happened to MN Republican Lisa DeMuth that filled her with so much hate? Does she realize that when we see her on TV she sounds like a Racist Bitch? She's like a quieter Marjorie TraylorTrash Greene

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Really, Trump? You're generally fucking your voters and now you want retailers to fuck them harder? You're such a moronic child. #walmart #tariffs #maga #trump #inflation #economy #moron apnews.com/article/trum...

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In other news, I'm afraid I'll have to decline the opportunity to be named Pope. Clearly, I'm the obvious choice, but I'm just too busy. #Pope #Conclave #Vatican #Cardinal

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OK, so I know that Pete Kegsbreath isn't remotely qualified for his position but what I REALLY want to know is this: Why does he trim the sideburns on his head at 2 different lengths? Does he not own a mirror? www.msn.com/en-us/news/p... #Hegseth #Unqualified #MAGA #Kegsbreath

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Fuck you, Alito. You stopped following the Constitution years ago, and now you just follow your little shriveled, racist heart. Do us all a favor and resign and go off to Alabama. Or at least just fuck all the way off. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p... #scotus #racist #alito

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the pope could not defeat the Antichrist :(

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I can't prove it but I'm pretty sure that after the Pope met JD Vance, he just said "eff it". #PopeFrancis #RIPPope #MAGA Yes, I know it's too soon and it's tasteless. But Vance is garbage so I stand by the joke.

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My dog has a Tesla Logo on his butt. That seems like some kind of a sign. #tesla #teslatakedown

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Do they call it a "CyberTruck" because when you see one your brain says "Holy fuck, that's an ugly truck." and it kinda rhymes? #tesla #cybertruck #teslatakedown

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Tax Day is different for billionaires than it is for the rest of us. Very different. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes

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Sure. We've got a lunatic throwing tariffs around like a monkey throws poop. Rising prices, falling market, deporting US Citizens. But yeah, let's debate clocks, Congress. Because that's the problem. #maga #republicans #morons

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Yeah... Because we're emulating North Korea now. #FuckTrump #FuckMaga #Dictator www.yahoo.com/news/trump-p...

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#HandsOffProtests

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Yup. I know I'm an idiot. But be smarter than me: don't buy anything being sold on #Instagram. 3 different things, 3 different times. Ripped off 3 times. #meta #ripoff #zuck #grift

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#Freedom #patriotism #fuckfacism #maga #fuckmaga youtu.be/axo3MrpTzeo?...

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I bet Wharton is pretty excited that Trump touts it as the source for his business acumen. Yup. Tariffs. Dang smart! Note to parents: Don't send your kids to Wharton because A) Apparently only idiots are admitted, and B) Apparently, it makes your kids dumber. #Tariffs #Wharton #Dumb

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While the emphasis on "Reshoring" is good, it's foolishly naive to think it creates jobs. Companies will adopt robots and automation at incredible rates. I'll bet for every 10 foreign human jobs; it creates less than 1 domestic job. #UnpopularOpinion #Trump #tariffs #Reshoring #Jobs #Manufacturing

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We don't hate you because you're A) Conservative, or B) a woman. It's because you believe hateful things and demonize those not like you, and actively work to punish or diminish people who believe differently. That's a righteous hate. Because you're fucking wrong! www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

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I just want to make clear that I deeply dislike Karoline Leavitt. I think she's a disgusting liar who's an embarrassment to the country. I wish nothing for her but the worst of everything and a deeply unhappy life. I said what I said.

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Hat Tip to Gov. Jared Polis of Colorado for hanging a picture of Trump that looks like he's got a big 'ol mouthful of Elon's cum. #MAGA #Colorado #Funny

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Karoline Leavitt and all these MAGA rubes who are so proudly ignorant of actual world history simply baffle me. Is it wish fulfillment? Ignorance? Projection? Stupidity? Somebody, anybody, please help me understand these morons. www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...

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I can't prove it but I absolutely know that Trump's boy Stephen Miller shares DNA with some kind of reptile

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Bobs Discount Furniture may or may not sell good furniture. I never get to use it since my mutt sprawls out on it all the time...

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As a lifelong Minnesota Vikings fan, let me just say this: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! vikingswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...

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Typical #Wisconsin dumbfuckery

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@thevivllainous.bsky.social I am so damn proud of you. If either of my daughters is half as tough and brave as you are, I'm one proud dad. Keep up the fight! Stay strong! And sorry about your goofy dad. That TBI he's dealing with is a doozy.

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