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Contributor for The Onion, McSweeney's, LA Mag and more. Upright Citizens Brigade alum. Angelyne's campaign manager for CA gov. I wrote a book once.
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Wonderful! Congrats! đź‘Ź
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Howdy!
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I’m too low IQ to know!
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Maybe they want to pose with someone more mature than them.
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I want to fit in so I’m rooting for the rapist.
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Don’t worry. It’s less gross than the incoming admin.
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Hi, Parker!
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It’s impressive how boring it was given the story.
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And even if it was disqualifying, those types of people don’t take no for answer, so they’d just take office anyway.
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What if we watched the show twice?
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The Unspoken Grief Of Demanding Others Reproduce For You
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I know they wanted to lose so badly, and we just wouldn’t let them.
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Makes sense. During these happy times, you’ll be smiling a lot!
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I say, yes! Welcome!
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Howdy!
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Hello!
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I’m ready!