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My eyes (realistically just my left one) have been feeling strange all day.. I think it may be time to sleep for double digit hours

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Hi friends.. I have been obnoxiously busy today

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I know it’s getting bad when I’m debating whether or not to develop a caffeine dependency

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I think that I am starting to understand the “I’m going to just sit in my car for a little bit after arriving at my destination”

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I overheard some of the children roasting the shit out of Trump for [various reasons] and I just laughed approvingly, internally of course because I had to be professional

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I should get up and go to the water day.. but goodness do I want to go back to bed

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Y’all know that feeling when you roll a joint around (body, not weed, sorry) and it just does that like soft crunch thing.. yeah me neither my shoulders totally aren’t doing that right now

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tomorrow is a celebratory “end of summer karate” field day wherein water balloons and middle school children will be involved My current options for shorts are 5-inch inseam, comfy, and secure shorts or knee length but less comfy and questionably secure Help

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Okay, I only got two Kimikos but they are.. gone now? However shall I recoup the loss

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Oh, interesting: I had the wind knocked out of me at least once today and strangely, hours later, breathing feels different

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This may have been a me thing, but did y'all ever play with Nerf Blasters(?) enough to figure out how to throw the darts across rooms- they don't throw normally, there's a whole technique

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Okay so I had to check the dates BUT!! about a month ago stop.drop.rewind (SDR) put forth an AMA and I asked what their favorite lyrics were and now there is a YouTube Short wherein Kris from SDR sings [what he cited as] his favorite lyrics so like I'm taking credit for that

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