jimbo-clyde.bsky.social
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It gives “I was over on the bench” to me
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Oh.. I’m not sure that my soul is clean
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I think reflection may also help, whatever that looks like for you, be it journaling, therapy, meditation, just thinkin’ while doin’ other stuff, it’s all valid- but taking the time to figure out what you felt and why may help you build that emotional portfolio for the future
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It has helped me to realize that the whole “feeling emotions” thing is just recognizing the symptoms and saying “I should be angry at this, and I feel this way, so this is what ‘anger’ feels like”
..I don’t know if that helps, or if help is even desired, but either way, you aren’t alone
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I feel like horniness is the end result of combining a bunch of “smaller” emotions/feelings- which doesn’t exclude it from being an emotion, but adds a depth that may confuse people
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It just says “Choose all that apply:
▫️Please
▫️Thank You
▫️Step off, Bitch”
And you get to check off which one(s) applies(apply) and hand it to the person
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Preach!!
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“Please, thank you, and step off bitch”
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Sometimes the water is just “Jimothy is too lazy to go find alternate fluids and there’s water coming out of the tap”
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Water (preferably cold) and the acknowledgment that this possibly makes you (even) more attractive to a certain group of people
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Well, frankly if you get the take hot enough the cleavage gets shiny anyways
(This is supposed to be a joke about warm cleavage getting sweaty and shiny but frankly my brain feels like mush)
Hard agree, though
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I think it would be hilarious to make an alt that follows this idea
Haven’t committed yet, though (unless…👀 jkjk… unless👀👀👀)
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Do you have a preferred method of soul exchange.. I only have 12 rupees
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They *should* fight Kiss, that band very much went right wing when they got older, despite being alternative back in the day (plus, Twisted Sister was just cooler)
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That seems fair
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Was?
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God, I wish
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“We don’t need to be spending this energy on that, it’s not worth it” or something in that vein
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Bagel?
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Well of course, why else would the fanon exist
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*anguish* NOOO!!
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I could be convinced.. (but also am a little terrified)
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Asking for clarification/additional rules in silly "drop your most normal behaviors" style posts..
(So are these like consistent behaviors or can they be one-offs? If it's regular.. probably gently running down and punching middle-schoolers, but that's done now)
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The Tartanic song?? (Probably not but it could be)
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Like.. Honey we know you don't know
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I see your yellow logicians and raise you brown historians
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Me on Thursdays at the gay dance hall
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I think green, preferably, but I would also accept blue or purple
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(Thank you, it is largely blind confidence and extreme sincerity)
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Nuh uh, I’m cool as heck
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Well see now I want to know what book..
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Define "morally questionable"
Also, notably, are we in the "weighing pros and cons" stage or is this right off of impulse?
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Yeah I don't think straight saltwater would help you- it made me want to throw up when I did it
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..Water? Ooh one time I put (too much) salt into a cup of water and drank that for "hydration"
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(Apparently the “feels like” is 102 because it’s humid too but it’s not a competition)