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Why did frat rap artists like Patrick Swayze so much?

No better way to spend a sick day than a Community rewatch 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

La’ Shukran was incredible.

Taco Bell taste a lot better when you don’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty

Lingering farts for that long you need to see a doctor

Let me say this: If my father was the president and DIDN’T pardon me, I would reach a level of villainy unknown to even Batman.

There are Chelsea fans that will still say we need a new striker in January

Can’t even articulate how washed this man is omfg

Nahhhhh 💀

Lmao shots fired

Again. Death sentence.

Here we go again

Big day for the Caribbean delegation

The Friendsgiving ziti was a success

The weekends aren’t nearly long enough

I miss the days where a pinball machine would stamp you as a pop culture icon.

What a goal

Amorim got these players playing like they’ve never played before lmao

Can’t lie that goal from Saka was nuts

Cucurella MOTM

Noni got his revenge for not taking that pen last season 😂 #CFC

Cucurella is HOOPING

Nah Leicester going for blood wtf

Nicoooooo

Not feeling this formation at all #CFC

I can’t wait for MH world smh

Him being named Voughy is way too on the nose

How’s everyone’s Friday going?

Bluesky is officially stamped we have our own EmoBlackThot

Any fellow attorneys on #Blacksky? 🤓⚖️

This shit went platinum in college dorm rooms

I bet seeing a Bluesky post from 2023 is like unearthing an Egyptian artifact

Convinced the temperature on my thermostat is fake

Cannot believe people have the audacity to use the public restroom at the same time as me! No consideration SMFH

Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Khorne, & Nurgle